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Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
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tired: “live laugh love” inspired:

however the european mind *can* comprehend “ouisconsin” 🤌

Pretty ungrateful of Friedman to want to eliminate taxi drivers, since they're responsible for 99% of the things he writes in his columns.

I think society is doing fine when you go for a walk with a friend and then your phone assumes you stole their AirPods.

I've been hardening off my tomato seedlings by telling them about their whoring father

Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already theonion.com/serial-...

Folgers made me believe there was a “best part” of waking up

This dog got a little impatient waiting for his pup cup. Decided to make sure everything was going alright in there. 14/10

i gotta conjure having a ho era again for my overall health

White House insider: President privately fuming that you are still alive

I SEE TOO MANY WEIRD LOOKING GUYS ON THE NEWS NOWADAYS

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

Hahahaha! Love this! @maddow.msnbc.com

some don’t like it when i speak the language of my people (angry bitches)

I'm a very very progressive Catholic, but any member of the church who has ever learned Catholic Social Teaching, even the most conservative in America, should be outraged and disgusted by what is being done today.

Investing in education is the first step in cultivating a society that will last. Kudos, Wisconsin.

Ok well, late game update, we might actually get to do this one

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.

This cannot be real

Outstanding

just tried to vape my AirPods case goodnight

50° F, convertible top down and heat running, exactly what my Neanderthal ancestors wanted.

Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙

Sexy talk from a newscaster upon penetration: "This just in..."

art vs artist

Who called it scheming to get into the mile high club instead of "mission: airy position"?

Sorry for the typos. I’m in the shower masturbating and talk to text is such a bitch

bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all

Guys think women want men who are super jacked but actually women want a guy in a bulky jacket and a cool hat and a weird mask and who looks exactly like the criminal from the neighborhood watch sign

What a great turnout for our “Can you outrun a bear?” three-mile fun run! For the sixth consecutive year, the answer was no.

If your therapist kills themselves then that means you won 🏆🥇

Asking the pharmacist for a tasting flight

I see what you did there.

Mirage-2000 jets shooting down Russian cruise missiles during a Russian attack today! Thank you, France, for making our skies safer! 🇫🇷🇺🇦

Bad news: No one's coming to save us Scary news: We have to save ourselves Good news: We can't be any worse at it than the people who are supposed to..?

feelings are just hallucinations that you cant see

"Son, this is for you! Let them all perish!" Ihor Parkhomenko,experienced pilot of SU-25 attack aircraft and colonel of the assault aviation,decided to return to his unit to continue carrying out combat missions forty days after his 25-year-old son, Serhii Parkhomenko,died in battle on May 14, 2022

This is justice

I was afraid of this

Really love starting a movie with a ~90 minute runtime. Hell yes, brother, let's haul ass. Yee haw.

“I’m with you 100%.” TRANSLATION: I’m with you maybe 17%.