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how did america manage free water at restaurants but not free healthcare?

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

i know everyone is different but howw can people smoke before work? if it were me it'd be so fucking obvious and i would get nothing done

Silicon Valley spent a lot of money on Super Bowl ads trying to impress me with a pair of glasses that can answer questions. Just fuck off. If I want for knowledge, I ask my friends or I research. Tech wants to rob of us meaningfully engaging with the world to buy their Mechanical Turk, get lost pal

everyone on ig posting infographics "here's how the gop's tax plan will impact u" "what trump's executive orders mean for u" etc. like, i love you, but i knew this all a year ago. i read their manifesto like i've been fretting this possibility for a while already. I ALREADY KNOW

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

I need Taylor to be free of the Chiefs so she can write a diss track about Brittany Mahomes

Just had a mind-bending orgasm

if u say "bold of you to assume" re anything i'm muting your cornshit ass

Hunter Schafer stuns for ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race.’

drinking wine while you play sims really turns it into an event

dating some one toothless

could you stop crying in front of me? i'm trying to eat

why tf is substack's reblog option called "restack" instead of "stack?" think about it, you reblog something it gets stacked on top of the rest of your feed. it's cool and interesting, an opportunity for some brand identity. "restack" literally sounds like a joke. change that shit @substack

Thinking about moving to LA just so I can bash it

there must be so much pressure to be papal when you're the pope

i am constantly hearing that the left is elitist but if it is elitism to stand up for basic values of citizenship and decency against a bunch of cruel dumbasses who have no greater ambition than to tell bad jokes and hear the braying laughter of their dumbass friends, then i am an elitist

i never watched twin peaks if any future boyfriend wants to make me watch it

as a gay man why would you want kids? first of all u probably can't get pregnant. second,

I have a feeling I'm smarter than Nietzche

When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️

My crabs are cuter than this

I really need @milkyy_tweets on here ASAP