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submitted 1 day ago • 738 comments

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

submitted 3 days ago • 594 comments

How many Park Ranger salaries could this have paid for? lhttps://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-kristi-noem-200-million-dhs-ad-campaign-thanks-president-1235276324/

submitted 3 days ago • 130 comments

This ‘doctor’ forgot to iron the right side of his fake backdrop

submitted 11 days ago • 228 comments

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 12 days ago • 794 comments

every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake

submitted 12 days ago • 220 comments

Listen, we were all young and stupid once. You can’t judge someone for the thoughtless and provocative posts they made all the way back in September and December of 2024. It was a different time back then.

submitted 18 days ago • 65 comments

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

submitted 20 days ago • 293 comments

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

submitted 22 days ago • 135 comments

Ok man, I’ll tell them

submitted 22 days ago • 224 comments

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

submitted 23 days ago • 606 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 775 comments

What if there were a coup, the US government fell to a drug-addled oligarch who seized control of our money, secrets, and levers of power, and Corporate media did not report on it?

submitted 23 days ago • 693 comments

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

submitted 23 days ago • 744 comments

As someone trained as a trade economist, it is my duty to share the 1929-1933 Kindleberger Spiral, showing the month-month decline in global trade due to the combined factors of the (global) Great Depression and retaliatory tariffs. Smooth Hawley is implemented mid-June 1930.

submitted 24 days ago • 51 comments

for my friends...everything

submitted 25 days ago • 159 comments

I live in New York City in the year 2025. The president is a convicted felon. The mayor of NYC is an indicted felon. The secretary of defense is a Fox News host. The secretary of transportation is a Fox News host. The very worst people in America are in charge of America.

submitted 26 days ago • 1031 comments

The screenwriters this season are a bit on the nose

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Obviously, it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that."

submitted 27 days ago • 2502 comments

"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks" www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...

submitted 26 days ago • 2351 comments

had to look this up to make sure it was real www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

submitted 27 days ago • 264 comments

If Valium isn't helping you sleep, have you tried listening to the soft sounds of Chuck Schumer expressing outrage on the Senate floor?

submitted 26 days ago • 389 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 29 days ago • 938 comments

Trump pardoned a small army's worth of people that launched a violent insurrection to overthrow the government and install him as dictator. Their leaders were doing decades for sedition...and now they're free to try it again. What's the media breathlessly covering? Immigration guidelines.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

White House reporters are excited that after four years of boring interviews with subject-matter experts they now get the adrenaline rush that comes from the personal attention of a president who threatens to have them executed. www.cjr.org/political_pr...

submitted 35 days ago • 449 comments

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The White House ordering DOJ to drop pending prosecutions is a breach of the department’s traditional independence that would be an earthshaking scandal under ordinary circumstances.

submitted 36 days ago • 142 comments

Been thinking about this cartoon. For no reason. Really. It's from 1889 -- during the Gilded Age.

submitted 36 days ago • 65 comments

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

submitted 38 days ago • 19 comments

Today at Home Depot: "How much is that plywood?" $36 "Oh, we okay then, now that Trump is back. Not like when Biden was President, he made it $80 a sheet." I just stared in disbelief. These people voted for fascism because they think the President magically controls commodity prices.

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submitted 46 days ago • 2294 comments

Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.

submitted 47 days ago • 74 comments

Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu theonion.com/gavin-n...

submitted 47 days ago • 90 comments

U.S. Forms Own U.N. theonion.com/u-s-forms-ow...

submitted 50 days ago • 67 comments

Los Angeles January 2025

submitted 49 days ago • 775 comments

I just spent all day on the phone with the SBA trying to sort out errors in their Disaster Loan system. 8 hours and all they managed to do was break one more of my loan apps. I'm terrified of Trump ending the Republic but I do look forward to him terminating vast swaths of the federal bureaucracy.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I am walking deep into the woods and never emerging

submitted 50 days ago • 54 comments

there is nothing that makes me stop listening to someone faster than using snarky nicknames when referring to dangerous oligarchs. you're not funny or smart for calling him "elongated muskrat". please stop.

submitted 50 days ago • 188 comments

OpenAI is completely screwed. If they're losing money on $200/month, they're losing it on $20/month and their real costs are so much higher than they can ever get anyone to pay. A pale horse. techcrunch.com/2025/01/05/o...

submitted 51 days ago • 165 comments

no one ever asked for an "engaging" refrigerator. we want it to keep our food cold and not cost too much. if my refrigerator ever starts talking to me i will empty a .308 into it