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Official account of the former fanfiction subforum moderator for Ninten dot com. Donations not accepted as they are against my beliefs. Jonathan irl. He/him
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bj blazkowicz curbstomping hitler set to Not Like Us

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ELON MUSK: I'm fiscally conservative but uh socially, ha ha. Socially uh Al Bhed. I taught myself their whole language. "E muja sasac". Lol. MAESTER SEYMOUR GUADO: For the heresy of using "machina" forbidden by the teachings of Yevon, and moreover for your general demeanor, I sentence you... to die.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

I can't believe people say video games aren't art

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It's weird that you can declare war on Harriet Tubman in Civ7, tbh

submitted 2 hours ago • 28 comments

nothing says "efficient" like ordering every employee to write a report to someone who doesn't work at their organization and won't read it

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A new video game controller with ninety new triggers. R4. R8. Even L9. Holy shiut.

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

NEW: Public health teams are being gutted by Trump's purge of federal employees, imperiling crucial, lifesaving work. "We are hollowing out our government in a way that is going to hurt people and is going to get people killed." w/ @deldeib.bsky.social: www.propublica.org/article/trum...

submitted 9 hours ago • 36 comments

white guy DEI

submitted 22 hours ago • 254 comments

The crowd recognized it, responded by cheering, and he acknowledged that in return. It isn't some sneaky thing a few elites are caught up in, dogwhistling to the fringes. It is the base of their movement. Because they're Nazis. Sincere, unambiguous fans of Hitler and everything that goes with that.

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Hindsight etc etc but it is so fucking funny and infuriating to look back and think about how Democrats thought a slow, do-nothing "bipartisan" approach to the insurrection would play better electorally than "we shitcanned that guy you hate who just tried to destroy the country"

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the cult of personality just effortlessly grafting itself onto Musk, a guy with negative charisma points, does make me pretty concerned about maga's capacity to survive beyond Trump himself

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this is hard to swallow. The one immutable truth of the universe I learned over the last few years is that the USPS Board of Governors is more powerful than the president. If that's not real... Is anything?

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Americans HATED Jan. 6. That the political opposition wasn't able to harness that and turn it into a lasting defeat of Trumpism will be one of the defining stories of the 2020s, if not the century.

submitted 2 days ago • 113 comments

even odds whether the joke he's afraid to tell is something incoherent like "how many woke does it take to change a lightbulb? Three genders" or if it's just him saying the n-word eighteen times in a row

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starting a new rumor that he got the shin-lengthening surgery done

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big "walter white over-explaining his second cellphone" energy here

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"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

submitted 2 days ago • 78 comments

I forget the actual wording but there was a great tweet about how the Democrats are like a band that just spends all of every show telling the crowd to calm down.

submitted 2 days ago • 61 comments

That’s how you write a headline, people.

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me playing mass effect 3:

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feel like "asteroid striking Earth" doesn't really fall into the Email Alert bucket. Either it's so urgent that an email isn't good enough, or it's so far off that I'm fine just learning about it on my own time

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Kathy Hochul when trump attacks congestion pricing:

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