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Depending on the concentration of the mix 1.5kg a day is the minimum required for a balanced diet
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The propaganda minister is currently busy
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Burger King aren’t selling as well they have a 3 strikes rule. Taco bell have just merged the toilets and the ballpit at this point
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Yep. It also sits awkwardly that a nation essentially founded on the principle of no taxation without representation has yet to give Puerto Rico state rights or representation
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There’s about a 22% chance it ends well though
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Is it a musical? can we get Baz Lurman to direct or maybe Lin Manuel Miranda. A Hamiltonesque king george but Khalid sheik Mohammed? the possibilities are endless
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Absolutely not. Serve it weekly to every American. No problems in funding more public services if no one has low enough cholesterol to live past 50. Serve it daily in schools in a kind of survival of the fittest death match… which gets you first the shooters or the poutine
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Neither the land of the free nor the home of the Brave these days.
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Absolute nonsense. It has lots of stop start nature so they don’t need to be very fit and forward passing to allow them to be less skilled
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Dr Strangelove or How I learned to stop worrying and love the butthole
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This was wonderful. Thanks for the article maybe the best thing I’ve read in the guardian in years. A particular highlight was Dan Burn merrily Dan burning all over the place
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Agree but short of a couple of huge sponsorship deals it’s take some risks or sell an Isak, Bruno etc or make some more risky signings that are more of a gamble. One way or another we’ve got to gamble and hope for the best
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All need moving for PSR but it leaves us woefully short if we get injuries for the rest of the season. We’ll look rather daft if we end up with an injury crisis
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Just the ad breaks maybe. Make sure the tv companies make zero cash from advertising 😂
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RW, RCB to develop and overtake Schar, first team keeper then cover for depth. Hopefully the RW can play as backup to Isak too
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In principle yes but Schar and Burn are of an age where they need replacing in the next 2 seasons and we have no cover really so it’s probably 3 in defence in the next few windows unless Alex Murphy develops. Still a return of 20 mil in a year for PSR purposes is excellent
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Of course not it’s shit.
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Yeah I’m aware and I agree. I’m being a bit glib and flippant in my tone but I’m absolutely disgusted by this in any form. It’s vile
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Oh I’m aware let me clarify I don’t think you go direct to extermination camps but indirect seems possible. It’s terrifying that we’re even having this conversation though not only due to where the US might end up but also the door it opens to other regimes to disregard basic rights
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This is surely just a work camp thing which is bad enough. If the true intention was mass extermination they’d just give everyone a new self driving Tesla
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I mean it’s a very nice stat but have you ever just photoshopped these lads into retro arsenal shirts to allow their fans to also swoon over them retrospectively. Some will argue merson played for them but his best football was in a boro or a villa shirt
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I’m in Singapore so the late night midweeks are hell. The 12:30 weekend and 3pm are great as you can go for pints and watch the match. The 5:30pm ones are a bit daft
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That’s 4:15 in the morning over here on a bloody Wednesday. I can foresee the 27th being a low productivity day
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I’m kinda distraught. I’ve been mostly following the tailoring advice and my wife has become a bit ravenous on occasion. Am I fucking this up? Is she secretly attracted to gay dudes? Am I a lesbian trapped in a man’s body
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He’s a talentless moron. Even Nero could play the fiddle
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I’d always assumed this was what they were for anyway which is why they come in such delicious flavours. I guess it’s back to square one and nail varnish given that teeth are essentially the nails of the mouth
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The cynic in me also says that public opinions of the rightwing pundits are in many cases adopted for personal enrichment rather than their true beliefs.
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I mean he’s not wrong about them a broken clock is right twice a day and all that.
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I can’t believe I fell for this. Attempted to make a cheese toastie casserole and the casserole police just kicked in my door with a SWAT team. In transit to prison soon. Let this be a lesson to you all
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Good on ya. Now can you do to racist interfering billionaire oligarchs who seem to have fallen back in love with their apartheid childhoods what you do to fitted sheets
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The only upside of Trump going even more looney might be the mass defenestration of his circle when they annoy him.
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Indeed. Still at least social media platforms are now ready to fact check and ensure the commentary around it is accurate and correct 😂🤦♂️
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They’ve got no chance at our place. It’s not level… uphill or downhill depending on which way their kicking and we are 2-0 up in the semi so everyone will be so pissed I foresee balance also being a problem 😂
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He’s a very good squad player, works hard, supports us and seems to be a good lad to have around the dressing room. He’s on a purple patch right now similar to Miggys a few seasons ago we still need to upgrade here but credit to the lad.
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😂
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I meant to say write. I’m still looking for a choreographer if you’re interested
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I’m not getting involved. I just know it’s in when I wrote Bukake:The Musical.
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Also I think reform prefer the fuhrer nomenclature over leader
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Canny result at Spurs
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Definitely less bulky. Less stressful on the knee for the rehab. These modern athletes are dedicated mind. If I had to recover from an Op in Newcastle with ten months off work everyone should buy shares in Greggs
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We could learn something here. The problem in the UK isn’t the small boats immigration issue, it’s the lack of proper policing on our land border with Germany.
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Buy a big knife and a box of cornflakes to complete the Cereal killer look
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It’s also a slippery slope. One day you’re having a cheeky wank the next you’re smashing a fleshlight at rush hour on the train. Look after yourself folks ensure you have good people around you and not snitches otherwise you’ll get kicked off the train and be late for work.
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Bacon and the lack of enough of it in your everyday diet. Everyone knows bacon improves everything but this logically leads to the conclusion that infinity bacon is required to be truly happy. 2 pounds a day minimum required for contentment or crystalize it and snort an ounce
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We won’t take this insult to our spotted dicks lightly. You appear to have only a trifling appreciation of our desserts we also have erm….trifle
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I just thought it was part of their national traditions, a bit like crafting the great Russian novel and exotic radioactive poisonings in London
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I’m visiting Canada and didn’t know this. How does it work? Do I just knock on their door? Is there a traditional insult or initiation? Do I need to be clothed?