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gingerboatguy.bsky.social
Fan of the CFL, CPL, and other Canadian sports. Left-winger and annoying about it. Based in Victoria BC, currently at UVic. Approaching today’s problems with poise, wit, and patience.
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Ever the champion of procrastination, I waited until my history essay was due in an hour and a half before I started writing it. I had six days to work on it. I truly outdid myself with this one.

Land is a right, not an investment.

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

Y'all... From $89,600 at 8:43 pm tonight to this... #UCPCorruption #ResignSmith

Very much looking forward to diving into this book I just received today from @thebeaverton.com

I just witnessed someone scrolling their phone at the urinal. Is nothing sacred???

I’m in a Beach Boys mood today, I’ve listened to three albums already and am on my fourth rn.

Waking up at 6 am is dreadful.

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Victorian Ice Age #VictoriaBC #VancouverIsland

Anyone who uses being bi as an excuse for cheating should be ashamed of themselves for using stereotypes to justify their awful actions.

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

Currently in a “is it June yet?” mood. #CFL

Wood Duck in the snow. My favourite subject these days, this time in a rare (for us) snowy setting. #woodduck #yyj #victoriabc #vancouverisland #snow #britishcolumbia #Canada #photography #duck

Snow day in Victoria (there’s barely any snow).

Canada and Denmark share a 1.2 km long land border on Hans Island since we ended the Whisky War in 2022. So technically we could join the European Union.

Babydoll Southdown sheep 🐑 For those who just need a smile today…😍

CFL 👍

Gracefulness is not a quality I contain in any meaningful amount. I was dancing to New Order a couple weeks ago, as you do, when I slipped on the hardwood floor, sending my head careening towards a wood table and leaving an aggressively sized bruise. I may have taken knocking on wood too far.

One of my pet peeves is people who never explore the places they live, like I’m from Victoria, I can’t imagine never going to Hatley Castle or Goldstream.

I know this is an elitist snob take but I love being a fan of things not as many people know about. Those communities are often way more welcoming and friendly, like the CFL community compared to the NFL.

i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering

Dawn

How have we gotten to a point where hating fascists is controversial? We forget the past so quickly.

Anybody who always knows what emotion they’re feeling has clearly never just caught the bus on time, but right when they get on one of their headphones flies out of their ear and they have to find a seat with one headphone flailing around. Y’all are boring and it shows.