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Went to the folk punk clown wedding tonight

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You wonder why people are so much happier than you and then you remember they live their lives in places where shit called Trantasy Island can take place

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the "bottom prep ruins the moment" motherfuckers feel insane enough to move on to condoms in the same vein

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Can I Please Please Please Have 8 Red Coins I've Literally Never Asked You For Anything Before

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To bring a little joy to your timeline, here's a picture of Krysten Ritter holding a signed copy of Shadow the Hedgehog for the Nintendo GameCube that was taken last night somehow.

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Congrats to MorganWillBRB on the announcement of Tomodachi Life Sequel

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NEW—DHS claims, without citing proof, Rumeysa Ozturk "engaged in activities in support of Hamas." Among "activity" Ozturk engaged in was co-writing an op-ed urging Tufts to heed student resolutions to acknowledge the Palestinian genocide & divest from companies tied to Israel.

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Canada should be formally offering sanctuary for US citizens if this was a real respectable country

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well, at the very least, the wretched worms who run the Dems will be (God willing) dying off quickly and maybe some 50% of the Gen Z people who trickle in to fill the gaps will remember a friend of theirs being kidnapped off of campus by secret police

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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

submitted 34 days ago • 85 comments

dudes who are into old cars talk to a car trying and struggling to start up in the same tone of voice some baby trans women want someone to make fun of their penis with

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If you're in California, it would be great if you could contact your assembly member/their office and express you oppose AB 89, support trans rights, and you're angry at Gavin Newsom. Remember, the lower/more local the elected official you're contacting, the more relative impact a single call makes.

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Spotted in the hood

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more guyssss

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New Liberal Party leader and already he's on that "our party has moved too far left" shit we truly cannot do anything original in this country

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Eat This Onion

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So funny when Mr 3D Printing YouTuber decides not to mention the title of the book series his LARP is set in because it sucks, and then Jess (who is watching the video I'm just eves dropping) mentions a modern day fairie/mortal wedding and it's like "Oh so it's Dresden Files gotcha"

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every day I doodle random bondage and call it self-care 💦

submitted 39 days ago • 18 comments

Fuck it. The porn gets retweeted on main this time

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PK Cumshot

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Shoutouts to Bramble for reskeeting her t4c bondage porn right after I finish with my t4c bondage sex

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literally no one has ever cooked harder

submitted 39 days ago • 68 comments

I lost my job as a cook because I’m chronically ill. I lost my job as a teacher because the environment was hella transphobic. When it rains, it pours. Help a black trans person get on their feet! C: $atthezoo94 V: @irl_punch PayPal.me/talyai #alt4me #crowdfund #mutualaid #blacksky #helpsksy

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Just throwing this out to my followers before I go looking for play testers. Anyone wanna try out a little 1 page party game for 3-5ish players about Clowns trying to find someone to fuck/get fucked by?

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okay I'm doing a thread of folks in Gaza who need some help. I'm trying to get to everyone who asks but it's hard to keep track of all the requests, please reply HERE if you want to be included. if you have a bit of money to spare, sending it these folks' way will make you feel less helpless. 💜

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Guy who gets pussy from saying "Pregnancy test is so GOATed" because she doesn't know he's talking about Nubby's Number Factory

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We are just 3% left ♥️🫂

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This is why nationalism as a response to nationalism never works out. What we need is internationalism and class solidarity. Our enemies are also Canadians, and they are on good terms with their American counterparts. Their secret is that they actually have class solidarity.

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"To put things into perspective: I had a Canadian passport, lawyers, resources, media attention, friends, family and even politicians advocating for me. Yet, I was still detained for nearly two weeks. Imagine what this system is like for every other person in there."

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stupid idea of today: mobile suit in rope bondage stickers. Not really nsfw in content but nsfw in theme.

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More places to plug in to fight for your immigrant friends, family + neighbors, all 50 states edition!

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with aid not getting in and with ongoing bombardment again, eSims continue to be a crucial lifeline. if you are like me and can’t go to in-person things too often, please consider supporting our work directly: #ConnectingGaza bit.ly/eSimsRUs

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This too is yuri

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"I've never physically hurt anyone" Elon whines, indirectly admitting all the other ways he's hurt people, like the world's shittest Moist Von Lipwig cosplayer.

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--- #oc #sketch

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Gohan and Piccolo at Vinnie’s Pizza #dragonball

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hiii so i have about 2-3 more weeks before starting my new job and i have barely enough for rent on April 1st and absolutely nothing else. if anyone is able to help out, please do, and share around. thank you www.paypal.com/paypalme/pri... account.venmo.com/u/spencerkeo...

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Grieve the america you were taught to love, even though you may hate it already. Give the fellow working class benefit of the doubt but also don’t take shit. Cook for your friends. Meet people in your community irl more. Ask for help when you need it even on the small things. Check in with yourself.

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You wanted to be a man, didn’t you? I saw it in your eyes when you hanged.

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You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

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Fellas is it femme or butch to be doing home repairs by hand on your strap harness

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snippet:

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