glass-joe.bsky.social
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Sure, if you got the power to control metal or fly. Less so if you got the power to kill everything you touch.
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They used to be wolves
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Why not use the resources at your local library to learn the language of a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U.S.? For non-fraud reasons
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“If you should require any apparel or simply wish, as I do, for a bit of enjoyable company 👀👅💦now and then, I'm at your disposal, Doctor.” —Actual Garak quote
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Worm: Would you still love me if I ate part of your brain and died?
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Like half of them are just the northern cardinal
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Happy. In his lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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Good luck, TT
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It’s what the Romans would have wanted
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You can tell their cooking videos were made for people who can’t cook because the food always looks like shit. That’s not how bread dough is supposed to look.
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The Ammonite of Amigara Fault
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He may have gotten Bush elected, but he did make cars safer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsafe_...
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On my Internet, the only way to reach new sites will be by physically typing in the address or navigating a web ring
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If you miss all the shots you take, you can just be a goalie.
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Classic case of taking it two or more shifts at a time.
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Become an enforcer
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Yeah, but they did it in a filler episode
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Given that Tenpenny immigrated from the U.K. to the Capital Wasteland for better opportunities, the U.K. might actually be in even worse shape than the U.S. in the Fallout universe.
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Why do you think it took him 17 years to research Bilbo’s ring?
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What Alito should be asking is, “if the President has absolute immunity, am I in Seal Team Six-ing distance?”
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If the ruling is for absolute immunity, Biden could “reboot” the Court with extreme prejudice. I think the President being able to… bring a Justice’s term to an end, shall we say, undermines the separation of powers but I guess that’s why I’m not on the Court.
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Instead of “skeets,” we should call them biskys.
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My western prejudice is that you need to be at least 60,000 square miles to be a real state.
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Data was a great rapper. “Ode to Spot” was lit.
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Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of this mountain full of night deserves a little smooch. The little smooches themselves are enough to fill a man's heart.
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I had to start clipping my 12 year old cat's nails now that he's developed a condition I refer to as "old man nails." It's going ok.
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Let’s call him Timothy J. …No, that’s too obvious. Let’s say T. Johnson.
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If anyone tries to bash in the windows to save you, all of the kinetic energy from their blows is somehow transmitted directly to your body
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No, they’re proteins (collagen fibers) that are suspended in the vitreous (the gel-like substance that fills the middle of the eye).
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Of all the corporate slogans, I’m the most sure that someone has said “Have it your way,” right before dying. Probably due to the carelessness of another person.
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"My lord, Gandalf the Grey is coming. He is not welcome."
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Obviously not, they’re private detectives. It does include Bonkers, though.