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i used to believe it was against the law to break the law, feeling pretty silly about that now

submitted 1 day ago • 94 comments

I AM NOT... A FEMCEL *my telekinesis throws everything across the room*

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

i love speedrunners man the whole this just sounds like this

submitted 131 days ago • 18 comments

“I’ll quit my destructive, compulsive, and excessive drinking if and when I get the nuclear codes”

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

dude gross keep your glowing weak point to yourself. you didn’t even take that much damage

submitted 117 days ago • 5 comments

Eleanor Rigby says hang in there everyone. In the end, kindness, intelligence and cool heads always prevail.

submitted 122 days ago • 1199 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 126 days ago • 2406 comments

If I’m murdered, I hope I’m able to write out the killer’s name in blood and then “sucks” underneath

submitted 126 days ago • 7 comments

It's not enough to be right, you also have to be cool, or else you're just annoying

submitted 125 days ago • 49 comments