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Adrian Brody won for the brutal rapist, allegedly

New York Times, Jan. 26, 1935.

gotta give it up for old people. when they called it "making whoopie" they cooked

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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

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JD vance sold his ass in the Castro

Kieran Culkin won for a more coded brokeback type movie yes

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I’m at the point where I’m not sure whether he’s stupid or he just doesn’t care. Musk is arguably the most powerful person in the country right now and I think he’s just gambling on the idea that he can continue to be that forever no matter what he does.

On DAY ONE as President, I will destroy Hell itself.

Y’all… I just watched a reaction to E.T. and was like, ‘huh, for coding an alien, they aren’t doing half bad. I’ve seen way worse medical stuff in movies before’ So, I had to google… ‼️It’s because Spielberg got real doctors from USC Medical Center for that part‼️

What a trip. 20 years later Kanye is selling t-shirts with swastikas on them and Mike Myers is the one calling out an American president on live television.

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oh so you want to cancel Shane Gillis just because he chose to make being funny his job and isn’t funny? What do you expect him to do? Literally any other job? That’s BONKERS

Shane Gillis will continue to host SNL until people find him funny. This is going to take some time.

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New York Times: "Hundreds Gather at National Parks Across U.S. to Protest Job Cuts"

It's Clevon, but wealthy.

Our plan for a Republican-controlled government? Cut healthcare to Appalachian children and give Beyoncé a tax cut.

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I remember back when Biden was president when we didn't have plane crashes and near disasters on an almost daily basis

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

what motivates YOU?

One of my wives whose name escapes me has given birth to a strong and handsome baby boy. Welcome to the world, Diogenes Himmler!

Accusing a very straightforward, down-the-middle news reporter of being treasonous is pretty chilling, even for the Trump regime.

I've updated the hokey pokey for Seniors: "When your right knee hurts And your left ankle too When you throw your back out By going achoo achoo You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around And forgot why you came in the room!" May or may not be based on real life.