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Artist, animator, maker, skeptic, weirdo, dad. Connoisseur of fifth-grade gutter humor. Proudly defending my two trans cubs. Currently stuck in Texas. 🇺🇸 🇳🇴 #BLM #ProtectTransKids #PullMyFinger NO DMs unless you're suggesting vegetarian options in Austin!
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Be a Zelensky in a world of Trumps.

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

[WAKIZASHI YOU BOUGHT AT THE MALL SUDDENLY CRACKLES WITH A HORRIBLE ENERGY AND, RENDING ITSELF FROM ITS 3D-PRINTED PLA WALL MOUNTS, EMBEDDING ITSELF TO THE HILT IN YOUR IKEA LACK, FLARING TO UNLIFE, WREATHED IN BLACK FLAME, SPEAKS]: Oh for sure TONIGHT 7:30EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

My watch let me know I stood up enough today. Apparently, that’s where my fitness goals are set these days.

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

submitted 31 days ago • 94 comments

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✨WHEEZING✨

submitted 37 days ago • 96 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 230 comments

I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is. Know your rights. Pass these around…

submitted 38 days ago • 686 comments

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

submitted 41 days ago • 941 comments

A lot of folks didn’t learn this lesson during Trump’s first term, apparently: Focus on what he does, not what he says. He’s going to say a lot of things, but those things are meant to distract you from what he’s doing.

submitted 40 days ago • 175 comments

ICYMI SHOUT OUT TO SENIORS AND EVERYONE ON MEDICARE AND MEDICAID

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

I wanted to.... oh fuck it... no more needs said about this.

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

The oligarchs cling to MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech—because dreams aren’t a threat. They hide this—we will have to pay the bill while they keep TAKING and distracting us with HATE for each other so that we won’t notice. They don’t want you to know about Martin Luther King’s “One Penny” speech…

submitted 42 days ago • 96 comments

um

submitted 42 days ago • 7215 comments

Happy MLK Day.

submitted 42 days ago • 426 comments

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge). You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

submitted 45 days ago • 281 comments

Are you in? See you Monday on YouTube. YouTube.com/@MeidasTouch

submitted 44 days ago • 940 comments

This is a beautiful tribute.

submitted 46 days ago • 242 comments

for every 50 likes i’ll put angela lansbury in a movie she wasn’t in.

submitted 48 days ago • 100 comments

why stack your tupperware when you can chunk it into the cabinet and close the door before it falls out.

submitted 48 days ago • 110 comments

Gavin Newsom launched a website to combat the wildfire disinformation spreading about Los Angeles, because people can’t be bothered to do a simple Google search before sharing nonsense. And because people suck! Get the facts: californiafirefacts.com

submitted 51 days ago • 656 comments

Just now in presser on SoCal wildfires, FEMA Regional Administrator advises for those affected please register for assistance these ways: * Go to disasterassistance.gov * Download the FEMA app * Call (800) 621-3362

submitted 51 days ago • 87 comments

#LifeHacks

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer. These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP. You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇 www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...

submitted 54 days ago • 819 comments

This policy change makes sense when you remember that Project 2025 architect, Dustin Carmack, is in charge of policy at Meta. When I uncovered this, he deactivated his LinkedIn. Project 2025 wants to classify trans people as pornographic and ban us from public.

submitted 55 days ago • 133 comments

👇🏽🤔 (We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)

submitted 55 days ago • 367 comments

RELEASE THE REPORT, JOE.

submitted 55 days ago • 368 comments

#FreePalestine

submitted 56 days ago • 6 comments

The Russian disinformation network “Matryoshka” has launched a new campaign on Bluesky. Eliot Higgins, founder of the investigative journalism group Bellingcat, has been one of the first researchers to detect its activity. So far, four Russian-made fake videos have been identified on the platform.

submitted 58 days ago • 1173 comments

Folks: please be diligent about not disseminating Ann Telnaes' cartoon in a way that she's not getting the clicks on it (until she says differently). Her IP matters now more than ever. Make it go viral but make sure she benefits. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

submitted 59 days ago • 196 comments

Ann Telnaes, a Washington Post editorial cartoonist who has been with the newspaper for sixteen years, just quit her job after the cartoon below—which depicts Post owner Jeff Bezos and other CEOs bowing to Donald Trump—was spiked. It's another huge blow to the credibility of a once-great newspaper.

submitted 59 days ago • 130 comments

I fill boxes. Happy New Year.

submitted 63 days ago • 100 comments

Me: The earth isn't flat. Fiat earther: Correct. Me: Huh? Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car. Me: What? Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?

submitted 64 days ago • 61 comments

THIS right here🤌

submitted 64 days ago • 38 comments

what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds

submitted 65 days ago • 643 comments

The makers of Chex Mix will never acknowledge how much Worcestershire sauce the true Chex Mix connoisseur prefers and if they were to ever to truly embrace it they know the darkness they would face. That means Homemade Chex Mix is inherently culturally subversive

submitted 67 days ago • 13 comments