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I always make fun of the CBC doing stories about privatization being good but I guess the natural result of their self-destructive journalism is "US annexation: how can we ensure that when they win, we still get to say eh?"

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NEW — 19-year-old DOGE engineer Edward Coristine turns out to be the grandson of former KGB spy Valery Martynov, who played a role in a sprawling 1980s espionage saga. www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...

submitted 1 day ago • 510 comments

It's time to call it. AI is built on a house of cards of intellectual property violations starting with Facebook which is starting to look a lot like a crime scene as held back discovery documents begin to be compelled and unsealed in court. /1

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"Everything feels bigger when it's in your mouth though."

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obsessed with the reacher guy being a resistance lib wine mom in the body of a silverback gorilla.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 8 days ago • 369 comments

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

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teen sex comedy about a computer nerd who is trying to lose his virginity before graduation but also needs to shut down the federal government

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

if they made like 17 more Beekeeper movies where Jason Statham just systematically murdered a different category of scammer in every movie it would be the biggest and most successful film franchise on the planet

submitted 12 days ago • 66 comments

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

submitted 12 days ago • 82 comments

it'd be funny if standup comics and jungle MCs switched mic handling techniques.

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Saying DEI with the hard R

submitted 13 days ago • 576 comments

they couldn't have booed just a LITTLE harder???? 💔

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

we are unfortunately experiencing a giant wave of "Bluesky is for talking about Twitter." it's not. you wanna talk about Twitter you know how to get there, live your truth! Bluesky is for the following things: 1) good jokes 2) interesting or useful information 3) hog on main

submitted 15 days ago • 139 comments

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 17 days ago • 168 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 16 days ago • 342 comments

“oh, you think conservative men are terrified of big cities? common mistake. we are actually all just self-taught jason bournes.”

submitted 27 days ago • 604 comments

A general strike may be required, and soon That would mean no going to work, no spending money except on absolute essentials, and constant civil disobedience Please prepare as best you can

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

love it when i am a humanist who believes our only hope is to become a multiplanetary society and have lots of babies and also i cut off all funding to starving infants and NASA

submitted 25 days ago • 96 comments

Who made this?? 🤣🤣☠️☠️

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 28 days ago • 202 comments

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT CATS AND WONDER HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE? WHAT IS IT DOING? HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

submitted 29 days ago • 597 comments

Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night. I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.

submitted 29 days ago • 2303 comments

I would like to report a murder (this is deadmau5 calling out DJ 3lau for playing Trump's inauguration)

submitted 29 days ago • 38 comments

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

submitted 32 days ago • 118 comments

really cool how every media outlet is writing headlines like "elon musk, a powerful rich tech god, did a strange gesture we have never seen before, a completely new movement with what we believe is called his "arm," but maybe not his arm! was it a greeting? a dance move? We may never know 😇"

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Journalist Anas Al-Sharif removes his helmet and announces a ceasefire deal between Hamas and Israel. His voice steady as his fellow Palestinians lift him into the air in celebration. For 15 months, the Al-Jazeera correspondent has reported on the genocide of his people in Gaza.

submitted 38 days ago • 24 comments

Instead of joining Chinese apps as an alternative to TikTok, Gen Z users should simply stop dancing and having fun and become mildly depressed 37 year old Bluesky users talking about Star Trek Deep Space 9

submitted 39 days ago • 247 comments

The Western media - and Western journalists - will never be forgiven for their role in Israel’s genocide. New video 👇 youtu.be/SwAE8jif_v4

submitted 39 days ago • 20 comments

it's crazy that ppl used to die constantly from diarrhea. I've had diarrhea tons of times and never even came close to death! just another example of how everyone in olden times was a huge pussy

submitted 40 days ago • 129 comments

i know you swore a blood oath to protect me after i rescued you from the snake cult but i think we should see other people

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments