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This post was brought to you by the posts I read saying that people who participated in today’s protests are “fascist collaborators”

All the people with takes that boil down to “I am a very serious and smart activist, which is why I’m here to tell you it’s actually bad that millions of people hit the streets yesterday” can go jump in a lake

I’m confused as to how the design and execution of this tariff policy wasn’t flawless. 🇺🇸

they are segregationists, it has been obvious from the jump, and i think that pundits who dismissed the charge as hyperbolic should explain why they couldn’t see the fact pattern

Booker: "What this president is doing is violating our constitutional principles, violating the fundamental rights of people in order to punish them to carry out his own retribution plan ... Donald Trump is saying, 'ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for Donald Trump.'"

cringe, as an idea, is a dead end. it’s a means of writing off sincerity and earnestness in pursuit of some ill-defined concept of above-it-all cool. letting it help define online culture was a mistake. if you view everything as cringe, you are living an empty life

US tourism is in for some things. (via @jeffasher.bsky.social) 🇺🇸

every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being

My father had Alzheimers when he died. He was the complete and total basis for my sense of humor. He was my biggest influence in comedy and in everything. He was a beautiful person. This guts me.

theonion.com/conservative...

Well this is terrifying

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

We can't even have little treats as all the shit people have been warning about for years comes to fruition and our country implodes. 🫠

When I was surviving DV, my abuser would sometimes wreck his own stuff and punch holes in the wall. On really bad days, he’d threaten to end both of our lives. Autocrats behave the same way but have a global stage. That’s what you’re seeing in the US. Someone burning things down because they can…

Trump just pardoned crypto firm BitMex for violating money laundering laws — making him potentially the first president in American history to pardon a corporation. It's truly a new Golden Age for corporate crime.

Hilarious and terrifying all at once.

art surrounds us

SCOOP— Social Security Administration (SSA) will be slashing more jobs at direction of the WH/OPM/OMB, multiple agency sources confirmed to me. This is despite Acting Commissioner Dudek’s assurances two weeks ago that no more RIFs would be necessary this fiscal year after hitting downsizing targets.

It’s the Great Depression, Charlie Brown

curious about the nature of a relationship that gives laura loomer a private audience with the president in the oval office

the entire US system is sustained by the cheap treats we get, like a new video games and pieces of technology. telling americans they can't have their treats is like declaring war on their existence

millennials today (again)

Carney: The system of global trade anchored on the United States.. is over. Our old relationship of steadily deepening integration with the United States is over. The 80 year period when the United States embraced the mantle of economic leadership… is over.

Hope they’re having simply the worst day of their lives (so far)

generally don't love FAFO posts but lol lmao

Today's Headlines

It's weird to have elected leaders who say they want to crash the economy, reinstate segregation, strip human rights and create a perpetual underclass and then have people ask why are they doing this are they bad at economics ?

on CNBC, @carlquintanilla.bsky.social describes the Trump administration as "burning down the house to cook a steak."

"Liberation" from the ability to retire. "Liberation" from buying a new computer. "Liberation" from affording eggs. "Liberation" from democracy. So much liberation.

I think unless you’ve been so poor you’ve stolen toilet paper from public bathrooms to bring home you should not be allowed to effect economic policy

being forced to watch the deliberate undoing of every single transformative gain my grandparents saw in their entire lifetimes within the last three or so decades of my own lifetime is really something. we are literally seeing the American Century played back in reverse.

It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce

What a perfect day for Newsmax to ring the opening bell on the stock exchange.

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

Straight down seems bad

How is this not one of the biggest scandals of the year? This bigoted loon sitting down with the president in the Oval and demanding he fire national security officials. Insane. The normalization of Trump and the far continues apace.

A relief to hear this said. Trump operates from the same untested, blustering ideas he had in the 80s. They weren’t good then and even less so now. It would be great if BUSINESS LEADERS were prepared to say what they clearly know - that Trump only knows how to run a muscle racket. And here we are.

Trump is heading to his golf course today after 20+ tornados hit Arkansas leaving 30,000 without power

Don't worry, as the country faces an entirely self-inflicted financial crisis he created today, Donald Trump is going to a Saudi golf event tonight. It's a pro-am and it's unclear if he'll play in it.

He may be the worst US President but he is certainly the best soviet asset in history. Congratulations to the USSR on your belated post mortem victory over the USA.

It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.

Democrats: let’s consult 58 experts for a four hundred page policy on healthcare Republicans: let’s spin a wheel and charge a 49% tariff on Cambodia

So it seems like Trump and friends spent months trying to engage in calculated, targeted tariffs and finally decided that this involved too much thinking

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.