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guerrillagoth.bsky.social
built like an Aeldari, mean like a Drukhari folklorist • soup enthusiast • Saab cult leader founding headmistress of the world’s first and only Montessori school for cats 💀: https://www.instagram.com/mumblenyms
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And is Isle 6 near the Bermuda Triangle or what?
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I used to be that friend. Then I embraced villainy.
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My (then) 70yo dad drank 3 glasses of iced tea after dinner once. Didn’t think about it. Redid the driveway. We just watched him. Wild shit.
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So happy I learned about tariffs in middle school so I can enjoy watching dumbasses learn about them in real time.
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I want a giant to step on me. It’d feel so good I know it.
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…and I ensconced my Creepy Co (rip) rug under a tempered glass carpet protector after realizing office chair carpet protectors haven’t changed since the 90s…so I made my own
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Show me an incel who thinks they could be a Space Marine and I’ll show you a subpar servitor lol
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Ugh I was still working my way through a list of my least favourite cousins. To the DEA I go! Pretty sure they’ve pivoted to fentanyl now. 🤔
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I’d like to know everything about this critter please
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Good for you?
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Don’t waste the champagne. Send this: