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built like an Aeldari, mean like a Drukhari folklorist • soup enthusiast • Saab cult leader founding headmistress of the world’s first and only Montessori school for cats 💀: https://www.instagram.com/mumblenyms
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Don’t gotta edit, check the Getty 🥵

Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, using only gifs

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lmao #civ7

He never likes the Amazon boxes I give him and today I found out why. He’s bougie.

They should publicly execute Drake in the middle of every football game

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

*lays a hand on my tv* Drake died this night…

probably the most mischievous grin ever

MATILDA!?

I got this leek in a claw game and it wants me to commit crimes

lol

"May the bridges I burn light the way" is one of those cliché things I've always liked quite a lot. Like 'Live. Love. Laugh' for people who stopped laughing and realised things are fucked.

The world's on fire, make friends with crows. 🐦‍⬛💕🦐

Soooo I did a thing and am really really happy with it #Warhammer #SecretLab

There’s a GoFundMe for 10yo Andre Howard, who covered his 4yo sister with his own body as debris from the Philly plane crash rained down on his family. www.gofundme.com/f/help-10-ye...

Nerd and Jock 281

Doechii joins Cardi B and Lauryn Hill as the only women in #GRAMMYs  history to win Best Rap Album.

I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

Perfectly captured.

Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong

Maaaayor Miiiiike 🥳

Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. With words of wisdom too!

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

Oh Marianne Faithfull, the perfect angel you were your whole entire life

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Raising me on films like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Schindler’s List, and Last of the Mohicans really undermined all the fascist grooming my far right evangelical parents did lol

One thing Americans need to adopt from Europeans is having a little espresso in a tiny cup at the end of the day. Also free healthcare.

“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.” “Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.” “Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.” “‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us” Pause. “I needed to make a statement.”

So far here’s a list of companies reinforcing their commitment to Diversity, Equity & Inclusion: Apple Costco Bank of America Delta JP Morgan Marriott Microsoft Procter & Gamble Goldman Sachs American Airlines Southwest Airlines United Airlines Catholic Health

How I arrived on Bluesky

For DJ Unk 💔

If you thought the price of eggs were gonna go down, the yolks on you. I’m in a bad place.