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What she said.

Having worked in the private sector as a contractor for the NPS I have a lot of thoughts about the DOGEy crew and the weekend email demanding accountability. The job I had in the private sector was extremely demanding. Someone I used to work with called it toxic perfectionism, which is accurate.

You have died of procedural norms.

Get arrested preventing DOGE goons from entering public buildings, get arrested going into public buildings to find out what DOGE goons are doing, get arrested on the floor during confirmation votes to protest the rubber stamping of unqualified candidates

DOGE = Department of Gross Errors

Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

My kid got bad food poisoning back in 2022 when he ate an expired lunchable. Ever since he’s had an intense fear of bad/expired food. He’s not gonna like this one bit. Thanks Republicans for ensuring my white heterosexual male son (your key demographic) will never vote for you

Congrats, America. We're now on Putin's side.

What a shit show. The Trump administration proves again that they’re just a bunch of nazis dressed like clowns. What morons

My new favorite thing: double dog daring European Elonald supporters to immigrate to America if they love them so much. This dude told me we have some of the “easiest” immigration policies in the world 😂😂😂 Sure Jan, thousands of ppl come here illegally for no reason.

My husband put Italian seasoning in the ground turkey that I was planning on adding taco seasoning to. Immediate divorce.

AND ALSO THERE'S A COUP

The worst thing about my new job is that there is no dishwasher. So I’m just supposed to trust that Bob in public works washed the fork he used with dish soap and hot water?! Nope!

Trump is the OLDEST geriatric president in HISTORY! So old. As old as the Gulf of Mexico

What fresh hell is in store for us today?

I don’t oppose the government reevaluating how our tax dollars are spent. I’d LOVE to stop giving hundreds of millions of dollars to the war machine. I’d also LOVE to reevaluate the constitution. The rich white men who wrote the constitution don’t represent me.

Daily reminder that Trump is the OLDEST president in history. He’s ancient. Decrepit. Dusty. His skin is thin, paper like. His bones are brittle. He’s geriatric. He’s feeble. He’s a fossil.