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hadenreynolds.bsky.social
wind in bamboo forest...spirit making furniture, or tearing it apart blm
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A bushel and a peck, hell not heck
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The Butcherbird's only natural enemy is the Greater Western Australia Basketball-Sized Tarantula
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It is but in the australian outback we depend on the annual migration of wild muppet
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"I was born with a narrow boob tolerance"
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Isn't a HIPAA violation a slam dunk in court?
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It was all a play. Gypsy insect theater. They tour the countryside.
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Skeet of the year 🏆
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Paprika is a helluva spice
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Let me find my cumberbund
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Some day an archaeologist will find the Lost Video
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I realize the zombie hunt has replaced the easter egg hunt because of the egg shortage but I hope it sticks
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[dana carvey voice] in my day butts didn't look like an onion AND WE LIKED IT
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find me a man under 30 named Bob
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like many men, you would die from you penis being stuck in a pipe
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the animals?
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Beezie's Two Minute Workout™️
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Jesus quilted for my sins
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ah yes, toast scrolling
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"American Bacon" just sounds wrong. Thanks, tariffs
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This reply is like microwave nachos
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This seems reasonable
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Hamdammit is my new curse word. [hello luv]
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I like your attitude
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Fly Me To the Moon
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That'll work. Brad the intern usually stops breathing around 3pm.
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You're hired. When can you start breathing?
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It's like I don't even know you anymore
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well played, owner of 4 dogs and an aardvark
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after that it's 'farewell, sweet nyquil'
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Didn't you make your first million on some couch noises?