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So, this is the messiah that you're all so crazy about? 😉
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Are you really a child if you don't have third degree burns from a grease fire on your arms?
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You're assuming we're not all doing that.
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...and child was a young Steve Miller.
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The human body can be a little wonky when it comes to achievements. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
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Suddenly stricken with the inability to think properly 🥵
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Something an android pretending to be a real boy might say.
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The doll with it's hand on the dresser looks as if it's glimpsed the future and is now burdened with the knowledge it received.
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The people of the village hated her because she told the truth.
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Reminder: Exterminate!
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Guys, I don't think you realize, this goes on his permanent record. 🙄
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A wise woman once said “I’ll punch you right in the box”
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In my day you had to clap to turn on the lights.
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I mean, they went to all the trouble of giving the president god king powers, it seems rude to not use them.
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In these trying times, fighting Muppets is the only way I can feel anything anymore.
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I feel like Judy Garland is still more effective than Merrick.
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World's End: could be a PPV, could be the end of humanity. Anything's possible these days.
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I thank God every day that smoking, caveman Al Gore (who definitely ISN'T Dutch) invented the internet.
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This comment made less sense when I thought you were watching "Secrets of the Netherlands". Upon rereading your original post everything is hilarious now.
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Cut to a scene of Al Gore taking a long drag from a cigarette and then staring into the distance.
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The gunman may have fled to another one of these 49 states. Probably not Alaska or Hawaii though. So, that narrows it down to 47.
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It really helps with the acoustics haha
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An ex of mine really loved "I Don't Like Mondays" by The Boomtown Rats. It wasn't until years later that I learned what it was based on. I would have loved to break that to her.
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I need like a Frequency scenario where I use a HAM radio to tell my past self to buy Bitcoin when it was first starting...oh, and prevent 9/11...shit! He already hung up.
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PAWG-ers.
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None of that prolapse malarkey in here, Mandel 😉
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"too many books" I'm afraid this string of words does not compute.
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Alice's Restaurant was not the name of the restaurant. It's the name of the song. That's why he calls the song Alice's Restaurant.
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Wait, does The Onion now possess Fentanyl The Chinese Dragon?
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Especially since it's literally about the children of Ireland becoming so desensitized to death and violence that they would walk the streets like soulless husks.
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JD Vance: Have you seen the state of these women? Not one of them carries a parasol! Bully, I say!
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This is the origin story for the cover of Radiohead's "The Bends" 🤣
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This is my generations "we sent a man to the moon but we still can't..."
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Why the hell did they show us force sensitive broom kid in TLJ?
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Bad example 🤣
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Neil Young is writing "Ohio pt. 2" as we speak. Probably.
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Good form, perfect tuck, it's a 7.3 from the French judge.
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How's it going, kid
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They aren't screaming, they're having a sensible dinner party because the chemicals made them gay.
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*wipes boba from bottom lip* "I just leveled up"
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The first rule of hacker club, you must type really fast to keep the virus from getting through the firewall.
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Paul Atreides, is you with 'im? Sand worms gonna be feelin' all of this rhythm.
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Cheesus Christ. You're welcome.