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The Banana Does Not Stick.
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Let’s go!
I love your cartoonish art style, so why not?
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Waffle House?! That's not a safe place for 14 werewolves... Couldn't they do it at the IHOP or Denny's like a responsible pack of lycanthropes?
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I can’t quite justify why (okay maybe it hits a few particular kinks) but this might be my favorite pic of yours. The attitude of it is good enough on its own!
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Not gonna lie, her her earnest face mixed with the sketchy illustration got a good laugh out of me. I love it!
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Mmnf~ How dare you exploit my adoration of big hairy buttholes... Especially so gorgeously~
Fantastic work on this one; I think I'm addicted~ I can't stop staring 😅
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Damn, this looks lovely... If there's any slots left when I get paid this weekend, I'll definitely be nabbing one of these 😍
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Bo! So good to see the sweetie again~ Always so delightful! 💖
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You have a way with muscles. I might have been fawning over a prior commission... so this came at a good time.
Just... very drool-worthy, all I'm saying. 😅
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Oh... Oh my~ 😳
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NGL I'd totally go for a story of a tough suave secret agent who's a total bottom in private 😋 Thanks... now I kind of need it 🤣
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This one still makes me snicker... but even a beauty like that isn't making me click the damned link!
(Also: Do enjoy doing nothing. I'd say it's a good use of your time, considering how you're been faring! 💖 )
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Daaaaamn! This one is fantastic! You really made those details stand out! Absolutely lovely!
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Naturally, do take care of yourself as best you can. I do hope this rebound passes sooner. Whatever it may be.
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“Zebra, Too”? Just… what?! XD
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Big hair! You really do the “big 80s style fantasy hair” justice. It suits this sketchy dancer well ;p
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Going to have to remember that... for reasons... 😈
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I admit, this is horrible and I kind of love it? I so rarely like gross and extreme things like this, but the way you do it is so good that I just love it! Fantastic work here; you really made this something special!
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So gorgeous! I just adore how you do male bodies!
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I feel like this film must have a record for the most number of "The End"s in a single movie.
That said, one does not soon forget Dr. C. Jolly. He's going to show you just what he means by 'Twists'. 😨
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I can’t believe I didn’t comment before…
Holy fuck. I’m in love~
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I’m glad to see you posting anywhere, but I hear where you’re coming from.
Take all the time you need. You’ve got fans who’ll be here for you one way or another!
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"I swear, this never happens! Ugh, this is the first time, I swear!"
😝
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…yeah I do love post synchronicity…
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I mean, in that character’s case he’s doomed either way. So, fuck it, why not sleep with the adorable frog lady? We’ve probably hit our expiration date anyway.
(Weirdly, the manga reminds me of an episode of a 90s anthology series… I can’t think of the name, I need to do some digging on that.)
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The fact that your work looks so amazingly cool even at the sketch stage just floors me every time. It's so damned *GOOD*! 💖
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Shirt… on…?
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Now, now; let's not fight. There's room enough in this galaxy for two fashion icons! 💖
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I'm glad you are still here, even if minus a bit of tooth 💙
And I do hope that fever breaks soon 🫠
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You just can't prepare someone for The Room. It's impossible. You can play them clips, recite the lines, try to explain it... but there is nothing like the first time one truly sets their eyes on this filmed bout of pure madness!
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What's even better is that IIRC it's a recreation of a roof he had access to film on! So instead of filming in a natural location he rebuilt the whole thing on a set and added a green screen!
I highly recommend the book "The Disaster Artist" if you want to know how truly insane the production was.
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Honey Dew Donuts, too. 😅 Also that statue of Samantha from Bewitched is utterly terrifying! 😱
That said, Salem *is* still a great spot for history. The Peabody-Essex Museum is amazing as well.
The witch trials memorial is a necessity. Paying respects to the lost to ensure history is not forgotten.
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Someone I used to commission did art of one of my characters in two versions: pre-transition and post (I wanted to show how they’d grown & changed). When they posted them on their page they called them “futa” and “femboy AU”.
I kind of stopped commissioning them after that. It just really bugged me.
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As a native New Englander I’ll say it’s worth visiting (why did I say that?!) but just bring jackets. And don’t expect a lot of sun. But… it is beautiful! And there is a lot to see depending on what you seek.
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I adore Salem, I drive out there every year. 50% historical sites, 50% tourist bullshit, and I adore both sides wholeheartedly. Plus it has my favorite museum (the PEM!).
Boston? Can be absolutely overwhelming and intimidating (and the roads *suck*) but there’s so damned much to explore!
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Oh... oh my~ 😍😍😍😍
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I don’t even have my Genesis anymore but I’ve still got my copy of Splatterhouse 2… that was the first game I played to death, I absolutely adored it. That intro alone just really got me!
youtu.be/DFS2LsmjbBc?...
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Orgy of the Dead
Between the cheesy stripteases, incredibly drunk Criswell, and classic Ed Wood dialogue it's got plenty of charm!
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Boom-Boom, Acka-Lacka-Lacka, Boom~
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Absolute classic. I first saw this on a mail-order bootleg sans subtitles, and loved on a pure visual level. I’ve only ever watched it with subtitles once… I usually turn them off out of principle!
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Years later and I'm still amazed there's not more Secret Plot fanart... I'll take these hits of bliss where I can find them! 😁
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Folks are coming up with such amazingly cool choices and here I am being a shallow slut for 80s prosthetics… among other things…
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Old but absolutely adorable! I love the pose and those ears! Such a beauty, and so wonderfully suggestive!
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I love them all but that first one, oof~ I may have a weakness for masks like that…
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That alternate text! I love the level of elaboration there! <3