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Just a Michigander trying to get through the next 4 years without losing my mind. đź’™
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Look at this fucking tool last night.

submitted 16 days ago • 943 comments

👇👇

submitted 16 days ago • 121 comments

We have a winner…🏆

submitted 78 days ago • 1174 comments

What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?

submitted 82 days ago • 919 comments

cheese is woke now

submitted 83 days ago • 1085 comments

He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.

submitted 83 days ago • 3175 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 481 comments

“Well, boys and girls, it’s HOMOS! That’s how we remember the Great Lakes. No, not HOMES, it’s HOMOS. Why? Because Herr Trump says so.”

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

People in Serbia are rising up. Beautiful to see.

submitted 100 days ago • 559 comments

🤔🤔🤔

submitted 103 days ago • 48 comments

That is exactly true.

submitted 107 days ago • 1269 comments

“Man, was I wrong.”

submitted 107 days ago • 1091 comments

Damn! Canadians aren’t messing around—they’re even pulling already imported alcohol off the shelves. We’re being erased, and I don’t blame them.

submitted 110 days ago • 1968 comments

Exactly this.

submitted 110 days ago • 476 comments

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submitted 113 days ago • 494 comments

WOW. After yesterday’s Oval Office ambush of President Zelensky, Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway’s leading marine fuel providers, announced that it will no longer refuel U.S. Navy vessels, urging other European firms to follow suit. The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.

submitted 114 days ago • 1355 comments

He skis like shit.

submitted 113 days ago • 3471 comments

Today wasn’t a meeting—it was an Oval Office ambush, and it was planned. Zelenskyy has thanked the U.S. and its president dozens of times. Everyone knows that—including Trump. But gratitude was never what he wanted; he wanted a spectacle. “This is going to be great television” - Donald Trump

submitted 115 days ago • 315 comments

F.B.I. Returns Materials Taken From Mar-a-Lago to Trump Next: To Russia With Love, from Donald Trump Vladimir Putin is watching and waiting for a very special delivery from Comrade Krasnov.

submitted 115 days ago • 244 comments

Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.

submitted 115 days ago • 1961 comments

He nails it.

submitted 121 days ago • 1515 comments

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

If people aren’t disturbed by this, I honestly think we are totally doomed! WTAF?!

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

You think Elon Musk’s approval numbers suck now? Wait until folks figure out he’s dismantling the government so he can’t be regulated or stopped in his quest to be the first trillionaire—to our detriment. Not that approval numbers matter, since no one elected this sociopath!

submitted 131 days ago • 219 comments

“People are doing things.”

submitted 131 days ago • 128 comments

As a casual non-white observer, it’s so bizarre to see folks work so hard to try to prove their superiority over someone like me when they could spend that time actually bettering their own lives and…I don’t know, be happy instead of miserable fucks.

submitted 143 days ago • 1284 comments

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention removed or edited references to transgender people, gender identity and equity from its website Friday, racing to meet a late-afternoon deadline imposed by the federal Office of Personnel Management.

submitted 143 days ago • 64 comments

The newly inaugurated president held forth on multiple foreign policy issues on Saturday, from Greenland to Canada to the war between Israel and Hamas.

submitted 148 days ago • 227 comments

The President of Colombia has seemingly just announced 50% retaliatory tariffs on all American goods.

submitted 148 days ago • 48 comments

Garland prosecuting the rioters before taking down Trump would be the equivalent of Dorothy taking down the flying monkeys rather than the Wicked Witch.

submitted 154 days ago • 24 comments

um

submitted 154 days ago • 7096 comments