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Yup!

if you thought it was bad for *elon musk* to be firing govt employees, wait for it

I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.

remember what i said about RFK Jr. being a eugenicist first and foremost? www.marketwatch.com/story/agency...

It's ridiculous how conservative schmucks keep attacking Sesame Street and acting like it's this big threat, as if it doesn't make them seem like the most pathetic losers in the world.

pedocon theory on its way to becoming a scientific law

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE. (President of Mexico on International Women’s Day)

Seeing a lot lately about the use of tools to skip the bothersome work of creativity and it reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Chuck Jones's CHUCK REDUCKS when he describes what he learned from Charlie Chaplin reshooting a 15-second running scene 132 times in a row.

Nobody deserves to be sent to a foreign prison and be abused without due process. Not even the worst criminal you can imagine up. Until we realize all humans deserve dignity and human rights, we are screwed.

I know it hurts many of my friends on the left to hear this, but third parties haven't been a realistic proposition since the 1880s. The best that we're going to get is a remora akin to Working Families, and that's by design.

fox news youtube manager..., welcome to the resistance..

the sales numbers are so low that it remains true that if you see a Cybertruck, you are likely seeing the very stupidest person in that area

Our Social Security and schools are in good hands!

The coordinated Canadian /American protests are heart warming. Thank you Canada 🇨🇦 We hate them more than you know.

This is Sam, Kat’s campaign manager. Kat felt bad asking for money again but we are are 87% of the way to raising $200,000 by midnight so i took her phone and well… here’s a donation link: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky

Pat Bondi: "That a nice First Amendment you got there. Pity if anything happened to it. BTW, DMs are open for bribes."

This is what’s destroying America, not Trump. The culture of capitulation. Trump won a pathetic popular vote victory - far less than Biden four years ago - and our institutions are acting like he had a huge mandate to void the Constitution.

Our 11yo is telling us science dad jokes as a way to delay having to go to bed. It's working. My favorite of the evening: Why did the amoeba fail its math test? .... .... because it multiplied by dividing

“mild spice amy grant for millennials ass music” is a line i am going to throw out here without context and never look at again, computer, mute thread

Boycott Airbnb! They’re DOGE!

Would like to report some gang tattoos.

congratulations to john roberts who is as responsible for the current state of affairs as any single person in the country

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...

he should have stepped down when harris lost. a senate minority leader is not very important when it comes to positive feelings about the party but can do a whole lot to reinforce negative ones.

rfk jr. and his stupid skinny ties wants to kill you to vindicate his conspiratorial and eugenic belief system

It seems like when you write a decision giving the President king-like powers, you shouldn't be indignant when he acts like a king.

The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE! Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin Visit www.takedowntesla.com

Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.

Anyone surprised that people supporting him are massive pieces of garbage? His campaign treasurer is Kristofer Graham, an official who worked for a prolific anti-trans, anti-abortion organization the founder of which brags about detransitioning his child. open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

oh this is a big mystery

rorschach: the streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown newsom: my son is always saying that

the biggest mistake the dem strategists made in 2024 was not letting him cook

literally every time I talk to friends

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

i honestly have never seen a political leader so thoroughly destroy their credibility so quickly and, on the other side, it is abundantly clear that if anyone can claim a genuine leadership of large parts of the democratic party, it is AOC.

i have been surprised more than once by who does and who does not have the stomach for a fight in the senate

🚨🚨 TRAITOR ALERTS We are at 8 1) Durbin 2) King 3) Schatz 4) Schumer 5) Cortez Masto 6) Fetterman 7) Peters 8) Hassan

America is *so* stupid.

Sen. Ruben Gallego tells me his NO on the House funding bill means he will also vote NO to advance it procedurally. “Yeah, I don’t get cute with this shit.”

i take him at his word that he wants to win, the interesting thing to me is when his strategy fails — and it has failed, multiple times — he just pretends it was never tried

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am. #IncompetentKrasnov

Me? I wouldn't burn Teslas in the lot. They're unsellable and are big financial liabilities as they are. Burn them and they're worth real money from the insurance.

I know this is going to sound naive or earnest, but I genuinely find myself shocked by how little people seem to be upset by the levels of corruption we're seeing. Is that the median voter assumes everyone is corrupt already? Or isn't actually getting stories about the corruption?