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THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS

submitted 4 days ago • 847 comments

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

submitted 10 days ago • 2929 comments

Sign of the day…

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

Never back down, never go along with authoritarians.

submitted 9 days ago • 150 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 23 days ago • 291 comments

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

submitted 23 days ago • 400 comments

official petition to add one more letter to Costco so I can better sing it to H-O-T-T-O-G-O. I suggest Costoco but I am not picky

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submitted 24 days ago • 206 comments

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

submitted 32 days ago • 583 comments

This feels so relevant right now.

submitted 37 days ago • 173 comments

so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.

submitted 37 days ago • 405 comments

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

submitted 38 days ago • 539 comments

submitted 46 days ago • 220 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 46 days ago • 1029 comments

🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.” EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

submitted 46 days ago • 1243 comments

What the fuck, guys?!

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As China continues to give money and projects to countries to gain influence, we are shutting down our agencies that do that. China is eating our lunch and Trump is the reason. Sorry folks, if you don’t see it you don’t understand how the world works. Period

submitted 51 days ago • 538 comments

www.canada.ca/en/public-he...

submitted 51 days ago • 34 comments

PLEASE READ ATTENTIVELY! From an employee at OPM to HR. This person used a burner account so she/he wouldn't face repercussions after sounding the alarm. Make no mistake peeps, this only happens with authoritarian regimes. FOTUS is taking over the Federal Civil Service. Thank you whoever you are.

submitted 53 days ago • 78 comments

the horse is back in the hospital and he is letting Elon Musk do your grandma's open heart surgery

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

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submitted 59 days ago • 919 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 58 days ago • 205 comments

Weasels don’t actually go “pop.” We ran one over with our maintenance cart.

submitted 58 days ago • 35 comments

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

submitted 60 days ago • 884 comments

Who made this?! 😂

submitted 68 days ago • 438 comments

Mouth Heaven. Guys, the marketing department workshopped this.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

submitted 89 days ago • 66 comments

Pretty sure ordering Chinese food on Xmas Eve is the only time I practice Judaism.

submitted 91 days ago • 130 comments

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