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Just sit back and relax while your bro edges that nut out of you #edging #handjob #jerking #jerkoff #milking #milkme #jock #muscle #twunk #bush #pubes #cock #spermsack #nuts #balls #verbalbate #verbalgay #bator #bate #batefuel #goonfuel #gooner #goon #greasydonger #malemoans #cum #cumshot 1/2

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Explaining that most musicians are poor and make very little money and this aggrieves mental health issues really made quite a lot of people angry. Because it's not just about musicians. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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Happy new year you all! I finally finished Honey Hunter's Adventure, the whole 20 pages is on my Patreon. Please feel free to support me, even just for 1month or 2 🙏.

submitted 50 days ago • 18 comments

Some big poom warm-ups Robbie warms up my heart

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when did macro get so political....

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usagi 🐇🌙

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MYRMIDON: ACT ONE BAPTIZED IN THE RIVER STYX archiveofourown.org/works/626280...

submitted 23 days ago • 10 comments

this person said it so good so here it is

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance. Sent in anon.

submitted 2 days ago • 52 comments

oh yeah this was for that one meme

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do you mind if i wear protection? ⚔️

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

the ai boom still has me perlexed. people r letting seriously letting cleverbot do the thinking for them and the worst part is that it's all complete garbage. wtf are people even using ai for that isn't deeply fucking cynical and anti social?

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me contributing to small talk:

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Ankha by @remanance.bsky.social This guy can do some nice work and I have been watching his stuff for ages. I can finally print something he's done, and who knows, maybe more to come. #AnimalCrossing #3dprinting #3dprinted #Ankhazone

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Annie… are … you… ok😐😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Nasty no good evil dragon prince, skeletal minions, and mercenary goon

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

honestly I just do barbell squats, leg presses, basic core workouts, and treadmill until I get tired at the gym. I eat pretty much whatever but never over eat and limit my sugars

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Five major airlines are suing to overturn a rule from then-Transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg that actually holds airlines accountable for damaging disabled people's wheelchairs. New from me at @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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I do not remember why I made this on Saturday June 11th 2022 at 8:49pm

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Kuri

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the only way forward for video games is self-published games made by properly-organised studios corporate ownership will fire all of you in the end.

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I always go back to this curioscat answer, I just love how the drawing turned out in this one

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Trench Witch with deployable shield spells that crack and shatter as they take damage and an arclock shotgun that belches green fire or a blast of armour-burrowing worms

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It's incredible how Hunter the Parenting has instantly revived my kinda dormant obsession with werewolves and put it back to full swing in one ~8-minute scene

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Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

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trans women writing erotica: “John” was attending Sex University, where all the students and teachers are secret monster men horny for forbidden sex

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A character's deeds are as important as his skills. In a world defined by merit rather than money, reputation and status determine how a character will be received in Woodlander: heroic and generous acts will be well-rewarded and crimes duly punished. Mischief-makers beware! #ttrpg #dnd

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WHAT'S UP EVERYPONY Did you like Nexus Alpha? How would you feel if I told you I published Nexus Alpha 2? And TEETH. And two other science fiction novels? And you can grab all of them for $10 RIGHT NOW in a brand new month-long sci-fi bundle? itch.io/s/148210/ela...

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

0-4-0 train :D

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Big vat of Guinness and beef stew with cheddar dumplings from last night

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Therapist: What do we say to people to let them know we’re welcoming them into our lives? Me: April - 1805. Napoleon is Master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields. Therapist: Exactly. Very good.

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#JintiArt Given that my last ref sheet was (checks) FIVE YEARS AGO and there are some somewhat subtle changes to address. Sadly my formatting/layout skills have improved: none.

submitted 5 days ago • 69 comments

These are from 5 years ago jfc

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generated beings fascinated by hand-drawn character

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

oughta post this here

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Catbat if he were a solider in Napoleons grand army. He would have not survived the battle in Austria

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see a knight, post a knight

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You can stop pretending you’re a man now. After I send this tape to all your contacts no one is going to see you that way anyway. I even bet a couple of your buddy’s are going to bend you over and dump a load in your newly formed pussy.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

It’s a pussy and I own it. You can moan in pleasure or cry in pain, I’m dumping a load in you either way … it’s your only purpose.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment