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“My goals? My goals are to find a cure for irony and make a fool out of God.” — The Waitresses, “Jimmy Tomorrow”
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According to Stormy Daniels, Trump has a tiny mushroom-shaped dick. Musk has a non-functional one because of botched penis-enlargement surgery so most of the many kids he’s fathered then abandoned exist thanks to IVF. We’re being ruled by two of the most overcompensating deadbeat dads of all time.

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It would be a real shame if y'all shared this online, printed out a few and hung up all around the Eastern Shore of Maryland. 😉

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Being of advancing age, I’m occasionally addressed as “sir” (“You don’t have to call me sir—I work for a living!”), but I never mention this when describing the encounter later because I assume if I do, whoever I’m talking to will think I’m bullshitting, as I do with TFG and now this yutz here.

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Apparently, references to the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, are now verboten because it contains the word “gay”. These people are hopeless.

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Interracial marriage did not cross 50% approval in the US until 1996, when I was 30 years old. Good political messaging drives opinion, it doesn't follow it.

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Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...

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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

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“Memo to Dem: Ronald Reagan is Not Your Friend” - @premthakker.bsky.social

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If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol

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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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I think this was my favorite photo from Vermont this weekend.

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America right now:

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Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks. Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.

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Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.

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What I love about @bsky.app!🦋

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How long before the OG MAGAts start whining about how “I was sieg heiling before it was cool”?

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It was always Rand Paul’s destiny to be the last man to board the political Titanic and the first one to shove a woman out of the way to take the last seat on a lifeboat.

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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1965

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Oh, look what normal countries do when a former president leads a far right coup attempt.

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Somewhere there’s an Esso station heartbroken over not being able to fulfill its life’s purpose. How long can we idly stand by and allow this to happen?

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 17,1951

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Having a President's Day is like having a Fast & Furious Day. A celebration, even though most of them sucked.

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True words.

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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

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www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar...

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got my flu shot and COVID booster. Figured I’d better do it while it’s still legal.

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What a good time for the Insane Billionaires to be in power: volokh.com/2011/02/15/a...

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From the current issue of PRIVATE EYE:

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Finally.

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I was just thinking about the film SEVEN DAYS IN MAY and it occurred to me that a coup by the US military would be less of a threat to American democracy than whatever the fuck is happening right now.

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