ikeyouguys.bsky.social
i write ads (sorry) and make music and i love basketball // light the beam // #skytown
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and yes, he is definitely going to get up and try to make a run at me with my back turned, but he's most likely breathing at gandolfini levels so i would hear him coming
stop, yoink, repeat
we're done
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i'm not even sweating by the end, i could walk into a job interview at the bank
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then once he finds his footing, i yank him forward by the tie right into my fist over and over, his goofy head making a squeak sound on every impact, and i don't stop till i see birdies flying around his head
then i let go of his tie and it's back to the floor with him
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of course he would start off on some weak ass weasel shit - i would be ready and every single one of us would see it coming a mile away
he would fall on the ground and i would simply yoink his christian high school prom tie and drag his goober ass until he tried to stand up again
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not meant as a flex either - 75% of the adult population could very quickly wreck my shit and i'm at peace with it
but this dude? give me 1-2 minutes and i would drop him, simple as that
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smart
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slurpin RIGHT on that mic
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would bet money that @yeeeerika.bsky.social prob already made a much better version of this joke
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not really a new take, but there should be an official, industry-wide period of time before getting "senior" in your title
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oh there's that for sure, but also every podcast I listened to for like 10 years straight was comedians interviewing other comedians
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"you wanna test your material? don't rely on alt rooms, you need to cut your teeth in the clubs" is just a lil info nugget my brain decided to store and nurture despite it having zero application to my life
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spoiler: i was NOT scammed and the vasectomy was successful and it rules
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see that would at least be clever
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[14yo me popping out from a nearby bush]
AND DRAGONHEART
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🤞🤞🤞