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i write ads (sorry) and make music and i love basketball // light the beam // #skytown ikepeters.bandcamp.com
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democrats are really going to convince themselves that “a return to normalcy” is what people want when its really “rebuild, investigate, imprison”

twain, good at music

bUt WhAt AbOuT tHe CoMpAnY cUlTuRe

me watching Survivor premiere and there's @sacramentokings.bsky.social merch in the background of a contestant's reaction video

no doubt in my mind i could beat up jd vance, would not be a problem for me

my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

Your periodic reminder that the reason the Ukraine is keeping Russia at bay has nothing to do with our military contributions and everything to do with their belief in their own independence and that if Russia ever invaded the US Trump would hand it over to Putin immediately as long as he was safe

sponsored emails in my personal inbox are my breaking point

me updating my portfolio when i haven't worked on anything worth showing for 5 years

Don't buy shit, write your book

Ahem

once again i am screaming to the heavens that parker posey is the coolest to ever live

fast food workers should be allowed to treat anyone like shit

wait...do they think the owl mascot is real?

perhaps instead of 734 stories a week about Trump voters in diners we could try 734 stories about federal employees who love their country and were fired for no reason

one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks.

Bezos emailing the Rings of Power team to tell them that the One Ring is good now.

lol we gotta fully drop amazon yall

sorry i cried during that tangerine dream song, guess i'm just synthetive

Defenses rejoice. The incredible career of @DianaTaurasi has come to an end. 🐐WNBA MVP 🐐 14x All-WNBA 🐐 11x WNBA All-Star 🐐 3x NCAA Champion 🐐 3x WNBA Champion 🐐 2x WNBA Finals MVP 🐐 WNBA Rookie of the Year 🐐 6x Olympic Gold Medalist 🐐 5x WNBA Scoring Champion 🐐 WNBA All-Time Leading Scorer

read this in the Law & Order opening voice

[screaming at the top of my lungs at the rocket mortgage ad about the american dream] COUNTRY ROAD IS ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA! MOUNTAIN MAMA!

it's shit like this that makes me miss being on facebook

LIGHT THAT MF BEEEEEEEAM!!!!!!11111 (sorry, just now catching up)

psycho is playing on tcm and goddamn that movie is perfect

the kings play basketball tonight, so there's that

ANGEL. REESE. @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social 23 PTS | 14 REB | 5 AST

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

kinda dumb how much "comedians talking about stand up" has been absorbed by my brain given that i'm not a comedian nor have any interest in becoming one

they should make a podcast about this one (1) very specific grievance i have within my very specific industry

thinking about the time i scheduled my vasectomy and they made me pay ahead of time over the phone and as soon as i finished giving my credit card info, the call dropped, so then when i called back the hold music was a muzak version of "never gonna give you up" so i thought i got scammed

they made me put "no cap" in a headline, i'm sorry

yr mid-30s are for: -listening to 60s & 70s country -better understanding the ebbs and flows of your body -the insatiable desire to engage with art, to produce it -getting real weird w/ it

me when i saw the j mascis jazzmaster in this week's white lotus

parker posey is a national treasure