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submitted 53 days ago • 290 comments

This is a word of warning to all of us. Left, right, or anything else. Constantly reevaluating and learning.

submitted 89 days ago • 283 comments

submitted 98 days ago • 381 comments

A Trump supporter saying they "should've been better informed" was not on our bingo card

submitted 99 days ago • 133 comments

RedNote has Americans realizing they are being extremely overcharged for corn

submitted 106 days ago • 28 comments

(Non monogamously) will you be one of my valentines

submitted 108 days ago • 16 comments

Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼‍♂️

submitted 107 days ago • 1588 comments

Apparently someone on red note asked how much people pay for healthcare in China and they said now we know why they are blocking the internet from you

submitted 108 days ago • 15 comments

What the absolute FUCK

submitted 107 days ago • 41 comments

we need to shame erectile dysfunction the way they shame abortion

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Not now kitten. Daddy is leading horses to water

submitted 150 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 113 days ago • 14 comments

My message to Zuck

submitted 115 days ago • 3703 comments

Never forget.

submitted 116 days ago • 397 comments

Confession Priest just told me I was trauma dumping on him?

submitted 142 days ago • 19 comments

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

submitted 143 days ago • 380 comments

submitted 148 days ago • 545 comments

and the Harlem shake dance

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Irreparable damage of puberty blockers but half of American boys get concussions from repeatedly running into each other and call it “football”

submitted 148 days ago • 10 comments

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.

submitted 151 days ago • 611 comments

Base(d)ball.

submitted 151 days ago • 686 comments

EVERY. WORD. OF. THIS.

submitted 156 days ago • 1093 comments

if you squint, mf look like a bald man with a beard:(

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

someone parked very close to my car at the gym so I farted on theirs as I got into mine🙏🏼

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting

submitted 155 days ago • 88 comments

submitted 157 days ago • 1437 comments

There it is

submitted 156 days ago • 518 comments

(2024)

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

first time Elon has ever looked half decent 🙏🏼 he needs to transition

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 158 days ago • 422 comments

they should make an office that isn't cold, am I right ladies?

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

spatchcock? that's what the butterball turkeys got 😔

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 159 days ago • 1037 comments

Men want to be the physically stronger sex so bad that they don't even realize women STILL HAVE TO MEET THE PHYSICAL STANDARDS LIKE MEN 🤨

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Canada's top military commander Jennie Carignan calls out the GOP for questioning women in combat: After 39 years as a combat arms officer and risking my life in many operations, I can’t believe that in 2024, we still have to justify women's contribution to defense and service in their country...

submitted 158 days ago • 1023 comments

submitted 158 days ago • 633 comments

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

submitted 159 days ago • 2181 comments

they just jerk it to random women in stores and walking down sidewalks. Oh wait, this already happens.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

submitted 160 days ago • 892 comments

best part of my day today was farting in my car after the gym. i hope everyone can enjoy that same experience too

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

life....is Roblox💔

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a big baby & care about stupid things like who is using which bathroom, you should probably pee all over yourself on your next flight or just avoid flying altogether because we all know those bathrooms are unisex. Except you won’t, because we all know it’s not really about that, is it?!

submitted 163 days ago • 29 comments

submitted 163 days ago • 789 comments