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Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."

"Shortly after becoming CEO of a cash-strapped Tesla in 2008, Musk fought hard to secure a low-interest loan from the Energy Department...holding daily briefings with company executives about the paperwork and spending hours with a government loan officer." And now he hates government.

Yup!

The Trump administration is demanding the home addresses of 700,000 people suspected of being in the country illegally from the IRS. The IRS is resisting this request, as complying would directly violate federal tax privacy laws.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Captures it perfectly.

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: “We will never, ever, ever, kiss the ring of that gangster from Mar-A-Lago." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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If you support any of this, you’re honestly just a terrible person. People’s lives are being upended and destroyed. For every 1% increase in unemployment, 40,000 people die—yet some are celebrating.

Every day they claim they're finding vast amounts of fraud in the federal government. Fraud is a crime. They've made zero criminal complaints. Odd.

Yes, the American Right happily consumes a steady diet of lies to fit the narratives their online grifters create for them.

Hold the fuck on a minute — Assistant President Poopy Pants spent $15 million taxpayer dollars to attend a single football game, but Phony Stark’s Division of DOGEbags can’t find the money to fund childhood cancer research? Are you fucking kidding me?!?

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked. The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.” This is Mr. Art of the Deal.

If you're not ok with sending a Nigerian prince your personal and private information, why would you be ok with a South African oligarch barging into government offices and stealing it?

Just two weeks ago, everyone was screeching about China stealing all of our data through TikTok, but now Elon steals it and the MAGA crisis actors are OK with it? That's some fucking bullshit.

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: So here’s how it’s going to go down—this is going to be very rough. But the big wake-up call is for our American friends. For example, Kentucky—the number one purchaser of Kentucky spirits in the world is Canada, and all our provinces have just pulled it off the shelves.

from today's post — go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z

Can’t stop reading this paragraph over and over. open.substack.com/pub/newmeans...

This is the way it should be handled: South Korea’s Impeached Leader Is Indicted on Insurrection Charges www.nytimes.com/2025/01/26/w...

Waiting for Elon to grow a Hitler stash and Joe Rogan to tell us he’s just a huge Charlie Chaplin fan

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

My advice as a Veteran to all… DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS! Active military get ready for very unlawful orders.

cc: the don’t-vote-for-Dems-because-Gaza folks

The meme I didn't know I needed

The European Federation of Journalists—the largest organization of journalists in Europe—announced that they’ll stop posting on Twitter as of January 20, 2025: “We can no longer ethically participate in a social network that its owner has transformed into a machine of disinformation and propaganda.”

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁

Call me crazy but I’d rather have a Prime Minister who attends a Taylor Swift concert than one who attends the Freedom Convoy

This is exactly right. Trump’s big advantage is that he’s playing tic-tac-toe without a pencil but somehow convinces people he’s multiverse time-travel chess.

Your premise about the 'goodness' of Christians is FALSE. 100% false. They are screaming out at everyone every single day in this nation about who and what they are.

Last year, when I was at MSNBC, I did a 10-minute deep-dive into RFK Jr's anti-vaxxer role in the measles outbreak that killed dozens and dozens of kids in Samoa. I hope every Senator voting in his confirmation process for HHS knows about this crucial and awful story:

Wifey set up her Xmas village and it kinda has distinct neighborhoods, including a trailer park. It didn’t have any NDNness to it sooooo I set up a Rez scene to tease her about it🤓😂

To review: ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with multiple women and a 17-year-old girl SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference in 2017 SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter

I've updated the Friends of the @dailybeanspod.bsky.social Starter Pack! Please follow and share if you're so inclined <3 go.bsky.app/STPTdgE

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The dangerous alliance between the criminal Kushner and Netanyahu families goes back decades. An excerpt from my book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT:

Cybertrucks fascinate me because they’re an incredibly easy way to identify someone who is a rube with disposable income. Streamlines the whole grifting process

If you don’t know who Donny Belcourt is, spend some time to read about his accomplishments. He is an incredible Indigenous athletes who qualified for the Olympics. His story is amazing!! Make sure to give him a follow as well! He’s a great guy!!

How The Conservatives Are Breaking Parliament youtu.be/e-JSwz3YDpw

“He’s a smart businessman…he’s going to fix the economy…” Me:

Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.

Bluesky is blowing up so fast that CBS, NY Times, AP, and many other national outlets are writing about it! We are early to the party. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the fall of Elon Musk’s X. 👏🏼