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CEO: I think I did a harassment GC: You what CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it CEO: But I think it’s okay GC: I have to ask you why you think that CEO: I did it against an AI GC: you the what CEO: the hot AI

submitted 12 hours ago • 99 comments

My latest: This Jimmy Kimmel Graphic Hasn’t Gone Viral Yet, But it Should: Economic data can be best shown in charts, though it’s rare for those charts to become graphics for late night comedy shows…

submitted 13 days ago • 106 comments

I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired. It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵

submitted 32 days ago • 205 comments

pls stop saying "the election was stolen" when the truth is a lot of voters are simply misogynistic, racist, ignorant and/or checked out. yes, musk TOLD him he helped rig it — because trump's simple enough to believe that and it really made trump feel he owed musk something. that's it. that's all.

submitted 37 days ago • 34 comments

DEAR FEDERAL EMPLOYEE, I AM WELL KNOWN LEADER OF DOGE ELONK MUSK. FOR THE PROSPERING OF AMERICA AND PER THE REQUEST OF PRESIDENT TRUMP PLEASE TO BE RESPONDING THIS EMAIL WITH YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND THE PASSWORD TO YOUR GOVERNMENT COMPUTERS ACCOUNT, OTHERWISE YOU MAY BE FIRED

submitted 57 days ago • 132 comments

This is a booze post: for Bourbon - drink Still Austin (queer owned) or Uncle Nearest (Black woman owned). If you don’t wanna drink American, use Canadian: Crown Royal Special Reserve or BRBN Bourbon Style Whisky. You’re welcome. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🥃

submitted 58 days ago • 157 comments

Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’ Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.

submitted 74 days ago • 1347 comments

Filed in District Court today. Judge Berman Jackson making sure the record will always be reflective of what really happened that day.

submitted 75 days ago • 245 comments

Former Tennessee judge, Woodrow Adams, who pled no contest to raping 2 children under the age of 13 in August, is already out of custody after being granted probation.

submitted 91 days ago • 80 comments

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submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

How could someone with 34 felonies become president?

submitted 108 days ago • 980 comments

Shame that "Government manages to fulfill its most basic function of staying open" is headline news, but apparently that's who we are now 🤷🏻

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word”

submitted 139 days ago • 245 comments

Pete Hegseth has also promised that if confirmed he will stop sexually assaulting women. At Fox News where he works this is called a noncompete agreement

submitted 139 days ago • 82 comments

I think the wrong questions r being asked about the proposed tariffs. The real question Is how little will he accept from Mexico , Canada and China in order to be able to say the threat of tariffs worked ?

submitted 147 days ago • 2939 comments