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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

submitted 5 days ago • 101 comments

CEO: I think I did a harassment GC: You what CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it CEO: But I think it’s okay GC: I have to ask you why you think that CEO: I did it against an AI GC: you the what CEO: the hot AI

submitted 54 days ago • 106 comments

My latest: This Jimmy Kimmel Graphic Hasn’t Gone Viral Yet, But it Should: Economic data can be best shown in charts, though it’s rare for those charts to become graphics for late night comedy shows…

submitted 67 days ago • 109 comments

I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired. It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵

submitted 86 days ago • 204 comments

pls stop saying "the election was stolen" when the truth is a lot of voters are simply misogynistic, racist, ignorant and/or checked out. yes, musk TOLD him he helped rig it — because trump's simple enough to believe that and it really made trump feel he owed musk something. that's it. that's all.

submitted 91 days ago • 34 comments

DEAR FEDERAL EMPLOYEE, I AM WELL KNOWN LEADER OF DOGE ELONK MUSK. FOR THE PROSPERING OF AMERICA AND PER THE REQUEST OF PRESIDENT TRUMP PLEASE TO BE RESPONDING THIS EMAIL WITH YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND THE PASSWORD TO YOUR GOVERNMENT COMPUTERS ACCOUNT, OTHERWISE YOU MAY BE FIRED

submitted 111 days ago • 129 comments

This is a booze post: for Bourbon - drink Still Austin (queer owned) or Uncle Nearest (Black woman owned). If you don’t wanna drink American, use Canadian: Crown Royal Special Reserve or BRBN Bourbon Style Whisky. You’re welcome. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🥃

submitted 112 days ago • 155 comments

Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’ Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.

submitted 128 days ago • 1338 comments

Filed in District Court today. Judge Berman Jackson making sure the record will always be reflective of what really happened that day.

submitted 129 days ago • 244 comments

Former Tennessee judge, Woodrow Adams, who pled no contest to raping 2 children under the age of 13 in August, is already out of custody after being granted probation.

submitted 145 days ago • 80 comments

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submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

How could someone with 34 felonies become president?

submitted 162 days ago • 975 comments

Shame that "Government manages to fulfill its most basic function of staying open" is headline news, but apparently that's who we are now 🤷🏻

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word”

submitted 193 days ago • 243 comments

Pete Hegseth has also promised that if confirmed he will stop sexually assaulting women. At Fox News where he works this is called a noncompete agreement

submitted 193 days ago • 80 comments

I think the wrong questions r being asked about the proposed tariffs. The real question Is how little will he accept from Mexico , Canada and China in order to be able to say the threat of tariffs worked ?

submitted 201 days ago • 2924 comments