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Wow. I hope you guys are happy. I hope you guys are proud of yourselves!

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Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: A Totino's Pizza Roll, located in Philadelphia, PA. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/a-totino-and-number-39s-pizza-roll-71854806/pa/philadelphia/paws-philadelphia-animal-welfare-society-pa235/

US President Donald Trump’s sudden 90-day tariff pause which caused stock index gains has prompted concerns about insider trading. So what happened, and could the market whiplash have benefitted investors who listened to Trump? aje.io/5rzj27

Microfiction #3: Over the possum's skull, bees sip nectar out of buttercups, because nothing's ever really over.

I have never wanted to put so many people in The Contraption in my life.

i’m losing it

ok man i’ll try and find some answers

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Indictment of the times that the most popular entertainer is just Jigsaw with less human empathy

Super excited to have my latest piece out as part of @blackharepress.bsky.social's Short Reads series. Out now on ebook and soon to be available in hard copy!

getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms

The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me

@jennifleck.bsky.social's enchanting prose breathes fresh life into ancient mythology in "Venus Looks Coldly over Her Shoulder" in February's @chmmagazine.bsky.social

High praise from @justkeepupmagazine.bsky.social! Humbled to be one of the first voices presented in this new and exciting publication

picking out her next read

Every time I see a rig like this I become a retvrn guy but for the internet only

President Trump the HBO Max series Scavengers Reign was cancelled due to wokeness. Please do a pitch for Scavengers Reign season 2 in front of the White House

if you are a democrat who is retreating on and abandoning trans people, you are evil and throwing all trans people under the bus won’t stop them for coming after you next

sometimes people will comment on how vibrant my tattoos are even years after i get them and there is a simple trick to this: dont go outside

it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs

DogecoinGroyper69: why does stuff fall when I drop it? Elon musk: it shouldn't

datarepublican, daughter of data_republican

Mitch McConnell Won’t Seek Reelection In 2026 http://theonion.com/...

i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”

I understand and appreciate the sentiment I do but thats not what it means either. The idea of being aware of systemic racism being made a byword by the right only to be sanitized as general good heartedness demonstrates how concepts are drained of vigor. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

sending this every time I don’t get a reaction in the groupchat

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

packing the essentials

The sentiment that former presidential candidates "warned us" is such weird fandom shit. Oh they warned us by saying their opponent for president shouldn't be president? Incredible foresight

mr. @mcuban.bsky.social if you save the E Street Cinema the people of the District of Columbia will come together to name you "the least cringe billionaire"

your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

someday we will have the technology to turn the plastic accumulating in each of our brains into a personalized McDonald’s happy meal toy but until then we must continue gathering

my friend just texted me this lmaoooo

Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it