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Vitally important Marvel lore question: would Doctor Doom have been a fan of MF doom?

Honestly the wildest thing about r/NewTubers, the subreddit for aspiring YouTubers, is how many posts are like "okay, I've built my channel, registered for AdSense, downloaded CapCut, built a library of memes, and now I just need to decide what to make videos about."

Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves 💛

Gonna make a rip of of pop eye the sailor man but instead of spinach he gets powered up by taking handfuls of gas station dick pills

the answer to this sort of insipid bullshit is always to shift focus to the politicians failing to reach those voters. the democrats could have won, laughably easily, with different tactics. they could have not sent bombs to be dropped on kids for a year, for a start. but they didn't want to change

Sun Tzu: when u fight a battle its usually good if u are going to win Guy with an MBA: this ancient wisdom is blowing my mind

Plot of Kingdom Hearts actually really simple: Leonard Nimoy travels throughout time and space to groom all your friends which will give him ultimate power and you gotta ungroom them and stop him

Should I end my 33 year streak of not playing a Sonic game? Have they made a good one yet?

So I’ve started watching Sumo and it’s actually pretty cool

Shout out to the guy next to at the gym reading Berserk between sets

uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya

literally every conservative whining about people not wanting to hear "conservative voices", in a nutshell

i think bidets should have a screen pull up with a star fox 64 style pov pointed at ur asshole so u can aim the stream directly at the hitbox

Phoebe

Before I start using Bluesky more regularly I have a crucially important question: are likes public?

If I had followers on here this would do numbers. Who I gotta go down on to get Bluesky clout?

“I’m not feeling that joint yet” I say right before I get philosophical about the plastic silverware I just threw away

Oops this isn’t google

Nico Robin feet

Do you like my scarf

“Hey Siri, where did I set down my joint?”

anime

It's good to be here on twitter 2! now I just have to find the good accounts to follow