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Truly an unforeseeable tragesty, as they say. Thoughts and prayers.
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This just in: Drake announced he won’t be coming to Kid’s Choice awards, after being told children are not given along with said award.
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That is one dead-inside 24 year old
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If you get it sorted dm me
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Thank you for this really amazing screen cap. I love things that inform my thinking like this.
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This fucking guy.
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The headline makes me itch. Ozempic is for diabetes. Wegovy, Zepbound (and some other brand names) are for obesity. Granted the others don’t have the catchy jingle Ozempic has, but honestly, aren’t newspapers supposed to, like, clarify misconceptions?
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I’m not sure I can say one way or the other without knowing your social security and driver’s license numbers, along with your home ZIP code and the 2FA code you’re about to get from your bank.
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How do you know it wasn’t the sugartitsians, hmmm?
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You’re in for a fun read.
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I’m looking forward to him throwing a bbq grill at someone. Again.
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Sounds like the hero we need. CAPERBOY!
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You’re asking the right questions