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jarstin.bsky.social
A lil slutty, a lil goofy. Chicago
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It's this but they're making a dystopia out of a perfectly fine society for no reason. Standing in a fully stocked grocery store going "I guess we have no choice but to kill and eat each other"

submitted 18 hours ago • 516 comments

Welcome mat that says in this house we eat gorgeous beans (not a sex thing)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I feel like every day I scroll the discover feed on here I get closer to seeing the bsky version of the death penalty im pro life no pleasure taken tweet

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

submitted 4 days ago • 84 comments

Ok so if you post something on here that’s not a joke or a n00d ppl just respond to it

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Trump just named her Pope

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I’ll get into the sims

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submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

What if they asked ChatGPT to give them the code to dm pics and vids

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ijbol

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

What is up? I hope it’s butts

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Really into butts rn

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Have you guys ever tried nutting

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Logged off work early to take a FCF pic

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The impact of this video

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The absolute choke hold that Don’t Let Me Down by Solange has on me rn

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Black History Month

submitted 4 days ago • 533 comments

Sorry I was late to this meeting I was caught up in FCF

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

did the doctor from arrested development write this

submitted 4 days ago • 55 comments

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

submitted 4 days ago • 545 comments

If I were choosing a bate program, goon university sounds more prestigious but gooniversity more snappy and fun. Tough choice ultimately.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Party Girl is on Hulu now

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Someday I’ll open this app and there will be n00ds in the dms

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I would have (still would?) given anything to live on Xenon’s space station

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think no one wants to come over bc it’s 2 degrees outside

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

if I send you this it means it’s after 3 pm what are you doing

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Trump rode to political prominence on birtherism and spent the last month of his campaign claiming that Haitians were eating cats. The rise of authoritarianism in America *must* be understood as a misinformation crisis.

submitted 5 days ago • 97 comments

I am once again asking how I can set my 401k to short the United States

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

we may not agree on much, but I agree with Trump here. make those planes with haste, boys. cut any corner necessary!

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

It’s not a “savings” if you’re getting fewer services in exchange. I’m still paying the same taxes!

submitted 6 days ago • 177 comments

I hope something lgbt happens

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Chili baked poslaydo

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I love sufjan but this is a Charlie Brown had hoes

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator

submitted 10 days ago • 1168 comments

objectifying u and ur valentine 💭

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Valentimes and bday weekend for this one 🎉

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I believe in my heart that the couple who make the easy German YouTube’s would be friends with me and in a way are my friends

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments