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From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

submitted 23 hours ago • 198 comments

any time somebody gets an inkling that they may have fucked up with their vote the message to them isn’t “lol get wrecked” it’s “that’s right, go tell your friends”

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

submitted 17 hours ago • 125 comments

Nazi shit happens at CPAC every single year now. It's undeniable what that hive is. Anyone denying this shit still has their head so far up their own ass that they should never be taken seriously for any reason on any topic ever again because they're delusional.

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."

submitted 1 day ago • 247 comments

Measles are contagious. Measles cause 1 in 4 people to be hospitalized. Measles can be deadly especially in children. Measles can cause blindness & deafness. Measles can cause brain damage yrs later. Measles can cause "immune amnesia". Measles are preventable with MMR vaccine. #medsky #IDsky 🛟 😷🧪

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

Midwestern public service announcement: in very cold weather a slice of cheap-ass bologna will freeze to a car and damage the finish in a way that can't be buffed out. Especially a car that's allegedly stainless steel that gets discolored by ordinary rain! Source: (REDACTED)

submitted 2 days ago • 40 comments

Let me take this format for a spin

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Re-upping this I published almost 2 years ago. Nothing’s changed, except now it’s too late. #McConnell

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

submitted 2 days ago • 185 comments

not sure the human brain is built to comprehend how much of a loser you have to be to do this in a ride picture at Disney

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

if Oprah has no haters I am dead

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Brown’s resume speaks for itself. 100 years from now, they'll only talk about Pete Hegseth in hell.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

So when is Space Force getting scrutinized for wasteful spending

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For funsies I'm watching Gottlieb lose to Robert Morris by 15+ and it’s far worse than you'd assume. They're a joke. Players and coaches just popping off at one another on the sideline. Clown show.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Hell yeah. Don't give him an inch. Weak ass bum.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Every liberal "paper of record": maybe the fascists have a point Eater: Know your rights

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

INBOX: The Louisville Urban League is excited to announce that the 2025 Derby Gala will feature musical artist Janelle Monáe. This is not a drill.

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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 2 days ago • 115 comments

Well, alright.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I think everyone struggles with Trump’s paradoxical disregard for people and his need for their approval.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Here you go, baseball fans

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

ok well out-of-state friends, barring something very unexpected this is my official instruction to not donate to whoever the Democrats run here. please give your money to @statesprojectus.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Just goes to show you that Trump supporters either take everything he says childishly literally like old school dispensationalists or they don't believe anyone should believe he means a word that he says. And both camps support him with equal ferocity.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

submitted 3 days ago • 124 comments

BREAKING — I've confirmed the DOGE staffers at SSA. They are Marko Elez (who was previously fired for racist posts and then reinstated), Ethan Shaotran, Nikhil Rajpal, and Gautier Cole-Killian. This is per Social Security Works, a non-profit working to protect/expand Social Security.

submitted 3 days ago • 136 comments

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

submitted 3 days ago • 178 comments

with recent events this one has vaulted right up there with the dog dunking a basketball tweet in best describing the current Democratic party. is there one about asking us for $5 as we get shipped off to the camps because that would be the trifecta

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The guy from Reacher has a decades old feud with Matt Gaetz ahahahahahahahahahahaa Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 3 days ago • 40 comments

If you know, you know (better)

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Invent fire. Hoes love that shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

submitted 4 days ago • 1007 comments

I have a lot of thoughts about this. Yum! Brands is who headhunted me back to Kentucky in 2010, introduced me to Louisville, sent me all over the world, and had the best culture of any enormous corporation I could imagine. our community is losing a lot as they continue to leave us 100 jobs at a time

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 334 comments

It's pretty sad to watch Kevin Keatts squander that Final Four run like this. Woof.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I am not a big George Orwell reader but I think often of this line from 1984: “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

“This is nice behaviour, that I write to you again and again, and you pay no attention to me.” This almost 4,000-year-old Babylonian letter in clay is proof that we have been finding ways to say “per my last email” for some time

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

There's a 1 in 33 chance that the world will end on my 56th birthday. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/s...

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apparently in Louisville you can meet somebody who mentions Jason Isbell and if you say "do you know Dawn" the answer is yes. take that, you big city folk

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

submitted 4 days ago • 388 comments

These people are sick and twisted and anyone who gets off on listening to the ASMR needs their ASS kicked

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

would genuinely love to know what not accepting the unacceptable looks like! seems like the word is mostly used to mean "makes me mad enough to post" and that's a different thing

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments