jazzhandmedowns.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Musk makes "Hail Mary" attempt to get out of paying child support
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A wild Grimeseses appears
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Spending my Saturday reading the exhibits in the Musk paternity petition like
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I read my timeline a bit too quickly and thought this post from @madrigal.bsky.social was advice from AOC on how to prep for a House run
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IIRC, there's a deleted scene where Ripley clogs the commode on the second floor and discretely exits the flooding room for someone else to deal with
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Spending my Saturday morning reading the exhibits in the Musk paternity petitions like
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"they're not serious with their nazi salutes, they're just trolling" is a false and unhelpful framing of what they're doing
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[whispering to the girl behind me in line at the midnight release event]: i heard they added a sixth color of turd
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OMFG WTF ARE THESE EXHIBITS
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While we're greenlighting stuff, can I get a Tim Robinson-helmed Leisure Suit Larry series that takes place in 1987?
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plaid hulk would eat them both
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OMFG WTF ARE THESE EXHIBITS
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BREAKING: Pillowmonger and Trump ally Mike Lindell recites oath of office for Judge Advocate General of the United States Army
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"Oink" & "quack" are both LEAGUES below "moo."
If you're driving down a country road and see a cow, what's your instant reaction? You moo!
But if you saw a pig or duck, you MIGHT excitedly exclaim "Pig!" or "Duck!", but you don't instinctually yell their catchphrase at them
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BREAKING: Pillowmonger and Trump ally Mike Lindell recites oath of office for Judge Advocate General of the United States Army
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Instead of explaining how they'll be taking direct action against Trump, the Dems have opted for a strategy of...transitioning to being a news aggregator?
And you even managed to fuck that up?
You couldn't even be assed to link to the article?
Just a picture of the headline?
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Ed Martin isn't fucking aroundโhe's charging some lady who threatened Hegseth with everything from jaywalking to broadcasting MLB games without consent!
Schumer is days away from getting charged with making a VHS copy of The Jerky Boys movie, and selling loose cigarettes to underage members of MS-13
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Ed Martin isn't fucking aroundโhe's charging some lady who threatened Hegseth with everything from jaywalking to broadcasting MLB games without consent!
Schumer is days away from getting charged with making a VHS copy of The Jerky Boys movie, and selling loose cigarettes to underage members of MS-13
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I've been hearing that we're witnessing the last breaths of the GOP since at least 2008, even from Lindsey fucking Graham.
If we somehow make it through this in 2028, I don't know how to believe that the voters who sold out the country to Trump in 2024 won't condemn us to a new hell in 2032
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How was that supposed to work, though? The window for the deferred resignation was from Jan 28th - Feb 6th and wasn't effective immediately.
The window would've been closed by the time the guy got the results of testing whether he was gonna get paid or not
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The act of accepting Musk's offer is proof in itself that you're too incompetent for the job. Think of it as an interview question testing the quality of a candidate's common sense, analytical skills, and decision-making abilities.
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Imagine a guy named "Cheat'em" telling you that he didn't have to fire you, but decided to do so in the interest of fairness.
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It's incomprehensible that he hasn't yet lunged at the pilots in an attempt to fly Air Force One
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Trump's in the process of turning the country into kindling, and once he finally croaks, the right will burn it to the ground, because there's just no way they'll accept that he could die of natural causes.
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Anyone asking "Where are McConnell's shining moments?" clearly hasn't ever listened to his audiobook
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Say goodbye to:
- the Kigali Amendment
- New START
- Every free trade agreement
- Convention on Cybercrime
and say hello to:
- Mandatory Hydrofluorocarbon injections
- Rogue bombs delivered to rogue states
- 100% inflation rates
- Cybercrime! ๐๐บ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ค๐ณ๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ! ๐พ๐ฎ๐๐๐ง๐๐ง๐๐ข๐!
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Just because Patel embellished his accomplishments & trafficked in misinformation, it doesn't follow in any way shape or form that he'll be ineffectual in harassing political enemies or gutting the FBI and staffing it with incompetenceโburning things down is EASY, & he'll be following Putin's orders
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Oh geez, he hit grimeses with the shadowban. If she doesn't back down, she's gonna see that blue check less than Musk sees his kids
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Olive Garden is really throwing down the gauntlet. I get that a lot of people's gut reaction is gonna be "NO, of course I don't continue eating that spaghetti!", but you guys, it's *13.99* for unlimited bowls! Just finish that one and I'm sure the next will be fine.
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And yes, Brendel is a master media manipulator and has been since his days as a small Twitter personality who got more coverage than he deserved. He knows how to drive Bluesky to a frenzy. And he clearly enjoys it. He does not manipulate me. If you think he does, you have missed my stories.
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Or just invite him to join the table? There's plenty of food to go around, and a little dinner company might be nice.
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Olive Garden is really throwing down the gauntlet. I get that a lot of people's gut reaction is gonna be "NO, of course I don't continue eating that spaghetti!", but you guys, it's *13.99* for unlimited bowls! Just finish that one and I'm sure the next will be fine.
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If the US invaded Canada, Canada would invoke Article 5.
Do you think the other NATO countries would say "aw geez, shucks, our ally just turned against us, but the rules say we can't kick them out of NATO against their will, even though they're literally attacking us"?
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A Teamster needs to grab O'Brien by the balls and TWIST, because according to him, that's fine, as long as they think they're within their right
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We don't want to see seditionists storm the Capitol, but he thinks he's within his right
We don't want to see women grabbed by the pussy, but he thinks he's within his right
We don't want to see anyone get shot in the middle of 5th Ave, but he thinks he's within his right
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"Canada won't have the Soviet Union backing it up the way Vietnam did" sounds like a smart point right up until you remember that NATO exists, and then you realize you're just another dumb mook babbling nonsense.
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Do you get to share the good news that in a few months time they won't have to worry about drug prices because RFK Jr is gonna have all their meds banned?
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How is any of this corrupt or wasteful:
- gutting the FAA
- kneecapping health services while bird flu is wreaking havok
- defunding cancer research
- culling VA staff and veteran's health research
How is firing people en masse *for no reason* removing the incompetent?
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Since it's still in beta, you've gotta toggle it in Settings, and then you'll see the group chat button.
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Variety's got the scoop!
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I had full sets of the all the revised dual lands, an unlimited Time Walk, and god knows how many other 10's of thousands of dollars worth of cardboard that I sold for a few hundred bucks in college =(
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I'm not following how "we are so far beyond that point now" is an answer to "awarding Nazis money is bad."
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Explain what's so "beneficial" about:
- gutting the FAA
- kneecapping health services while bird flu is wreaking havok
- defunding cancer research
- culling VA staff and veteran's health research.
It's a disgrace that veterans support a guy who mocks POWs; have some self respect & remember your oath
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Given Brandenburg v. Ohio, how exactly do you propose to "Do not let the march. Do not give them permits to publicly gather"?
All that would accomplish is them suing, winning, & being awarded cash damages.
Respectfully, awarding Nazis money is bad.
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I think I got a good 20+ hours in to RDR2 a couple years ago, but then just...stopped. I'd LIKE to maybe pick it back up, but I'll be damned if I remember any of the controls. I do miss my horse, though. I named him ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ด.