I'm trying to lean into the botched penis enhancement rumor and weird breeding fetish but it fails to capture the nightmare mixture of extreme wealth, entitlement, racism & could complete bafoonery that has no evidence of actually sound decision making.
It refers to the kind of English person in Africa who is more English than the Queen. It refers to having one foot in Africa and one in Europe with your dick hanging in the ocean.
Drives me nuts. My son is autistic, but is the sweetest kindest most honest caring child I’ve ever met (to the point I worry he’ll be taken advantage of by someone like musk), and having him tarred with this brush makes me quite pissed off.
He's like a feedback loop of divorce. His whole personality is of someone who's recently divorced and not taking it well. He's not been married since 2016, come on pal.
Every pathetic loser i’ve known has more character and integrity than this worm. Every worm i’ve ever seen is more fundamentally sympathetic than this soulless shill. Every soulless shill-
Very important too for everyone to stop saying it in a jokey way, no more patting a friend on the shoulder and saying "This guy is a real piece of shit, let me tell you," with a smile and a laugh. Even if you're being passive aggressive, that won't fly anymore. Only use it in displays of hate.
I guess start by recognizing that for him, it's always 1995 and he's always trying to be one of the cool and edgy teens, and no amount of money or effort can overcome the blatant raw desperation for validation and approval that drives his every decision.
He's basically just a cringe loser who has to buy friends and pay people to have his kids and level his characters and whenever he's actually in charge he fucks it all up.
He's forever 16 and his biggest success is his dad owns a car dealership and everyone fucking hates arrogant, stupid, loser ass
No idea but I have this sense that our children will invoke his name as an insult, their children will object to the term ‘Musk’ because it’s to offensive and their children will try to reclaim it for no good reason at all except they weren’t taught well the etymology of how ‘Musk’ became an insult
We have to school americans on everything know. First we had to show them how to deal with coup d'etat attempts by ex presidents and now this. And don't even get me started on universal health care.
"Baby-brained loser" is fitting and cuts deep, but y'all have already used it for several other public figures who failed their way to the top. Lately I've been thinking of him and his band of unqualified morons as the hyenas from The Lion King. Use that however you want.
He is becoming self-defining. "Elon" is like "Kleenex". You don't need to say more to try to wrap up what a total shit he is. Thief, liar, junkie, racist, scumbag...just say "Elon"
okay i’m sorry but no. *this* the fundamental difference between you and teenaged girls. we need to stop thinking in terms of slurs and start thinking in terms of cutting and deeply true observations.
like: he’s built like a tonka truck the toy story toys would bully for being too fucked up
I've always called him apartheid emerald guy. There was a time when no one thought he was bad and people thought i was clueless. I have horrified liberals regularly with my lack of civility for fascists and creeps. But yeah we need another name. Agree.
something like "muskbrain" could become a useful term to describe the absolute trash cans obsessed with their belief in their own intelligence, but it doesn't it cut it for the man himself.
why not just use his name, Elon.
like google and xerox, it will come to mean an utter loser who'll be fuckingdespised no matter how hard he tries and how wealthy he gets.
"you used our baby as a human shield?! don't be a fucking Elon"
"That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?"
Honestly I don’t know how he manages to be so evil yet simultaneously so boring. At least Trump is repulsive in super interesting, unintentionally funny ways.
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I'm trying to lean into the botched penis enhancement rumor and weird breeding fetish but it fails to capture the nightmare mixture of extreme wealth, entitlement, racism & could complete bafoonery that has no evidence of actually sound decision making.
FELCHER.
Not only does it describe a sex act very close to Santorum, but the mouthfeel is so, so bad.
Just like Musk.
"Salt-Prick"
Used to define South Africans loyal to Britain. One foot on Africa, one foot on England and their prick dangles into the ocean.
There's also the ever useful rooinek (redneck)
That’s probably an insult for someone who supports his bizarre behavior then himself, though.
“Chill, you lookin kinda Musky right now”
German for face in need of a fist"
https://youtu.be/Beo2ZBbkr0c?si=m2KCTiyuahVJClgm
#EloNaziMusKKK
The only real part of him is that need.
He doesn't understand music, or art, or literature, or games - - he fakes it because the cool people he emulates are into them.
He's forever 16 and his biggest success is his dad owns a car dealership and everyone fucking hates arrogant, stupid, loser ass
It's the most precise and funny insult.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jan/16/i-knew-one-day-id-have-to-watch-powerful-men-burn-the-world-down-i-just-didnt-expect-them-to-be-such-losers
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It's got that whoa-I-don't-think-that's-ok-to-say sound.
Caryan
Asphalt bungler
Remedial evil
Uberdouche
Astrochoad
like: he’s built like a tonka truck the toy story toys would bully for being too fucked up
Simple. Beautiful. Classic.
Your mate wants to invest in dodgy crypto? He’s not doing something dumb, he’s thinking of “doing an Elon.” What a bellend.
Other uses could include; “Since the divorce, he’s become such a Musk. Such a shame.”
#AgainstAllEnemiesForeignAndDomestic
#ForeignAndDomesticEnemiesOath 👀
#DesignateThemAsForeignAndDomesticEnemies
#ActionsNotWords
#NotAnOligarchy
#AskActiveDutyWhatSacrificeIs
#TheUltimateSacrifice
#TheHighestPrice
#Veterans
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I foresee "Dude, you're being a real Elon right now" becoming a phrase that starts fistfights.
He's Exhibit A of "men will do anything to avoid to going to therapy."
A schoolyard taunt from the 80s will probably work.
like google and xerox, it will come to mean an utter loser who'll be fuckingdespised no matter how hard he tries and how wealthy he gets.
"you used our baby as a human shield?! don't be a fucking Elon"
A part that's out in the open
Apartheid