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Logged on here for the first time in many hours, saw who is now Deputy Director of the FBI, and immediately logging off. When will Trump nominate his horse?

Never fails. So liberal. Much ethical. Hit dogs holler.

There’s something about your oldest kid turning 13. We are teenager parents as of today. It gets a little easier, I think, because Oldest is just an amazing human. Being proud of the people your kids become is a blessing beyond measure.

As someone who's also expensive and doesn't work very well I'm getting tired of you all picking on AI

This barbershop has the Sportsman channel on and I actually enjoy fishing shows, but the tiny woman with MASSIVE implants in a tiny bikini holding the gaff is pretty hilarious. Men are so pathetic.

So. It has officially happened. I have been officially let go from my position at CDC. I wasn’t a probationary employee. I had stellar performance reviews every year. I’ll be ok. But please understand that many worked HARD to get into these positions and were doing great public health work.

Weirdly, privately owned parking-garage law is not directly relatable to Constitutional law

Ken Paxton spends WAY too much time thinking about what’s in girl’s panties.

Texas thug AG Ken Paxton wants to look inside your daughter's panties, the sick fuck. abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireS...

Driving in to downtown for work today and I cannot believe I did this five days a week for YEARS

The same generation who raised us and venerated their parents for storming the beaches at Normandy are writing apologia for actual Nazi salutes. A mindfuck.

Things I cannot say: "Sorry I was a minute late to this meeting. As I was logging in, I noticed my hair looked so good that I had to take a picture."

In no way was I prepared for how the prosecutor claimed the defendant allegedly "practiced" her witchcraft.

February 2025 sucks but everything is coming up Milhouse.

No legal reporter deserves this more. If you're not subscribing to @lawdorknews.bsky.social, you should.

John John's jodhpurs as fashion statement

I’m not providing the link but Alex Kozinski’s op ed in the WSJ today proves that some people deserve to stay cancelled

Our orthodontist’s waiting room blasts Christian rock (Texas!) and now they’re also playing Frozen 2 simultaneously. I’m in an overstimulated nightmare.

That’s the stuff. Straight into my vein.

When I die, the most embarrassing Google search in my history is how often I had to Google the spelling of “embarrassing.”

Using Twitter regularly is highly unethical, and a significant personal failing for people that do.

Chancellor Crystal Hines Martin of Hinds County, Mississippi has issued a prior restraint order so ludicrously unconstitutional it’s only consistent with deliberate misconduct or abject ignorance of the relevant law. Disgraceful and lawless. /1

Reacher is a fucking prince.

Like the Woj Bombs of old, we need a Monacelli Bomb siren for breaking news about shitty people in north Texas.

I fly a lot, so if I happen to die in an airplane incident during the Trump administration, please point back to this skeet as my permission to politicize the fuck out of it immediately.

Trump is always going to seek revenge on Zelenskyy for not going along with the extortion demand that landed Trump his first impeachment. It's not complicated. It's pure spite, and it's going to cost an ally country its freedom from Russian oppression.

The zombie won't die: BOI injunction lifted. FinCEN says there will be at least a 30day grace period before filing is required. Stay tuned. www.courtlistener.com/docket/69156...