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jen-in-thetrees.bsky.social
I have aspirations of becoming a Forest Witch, and am enthusiastic about cats, books, tea, dogs, rocks, dessert, wizards, squirrels, music, birds, trees, horses, and food. I also have a complicated relationship with my hair, so there's that.
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There have never been kings in America. The monarchy doesn't start now.

Siri, what are some things that happened to kings

well done, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

Goddammit. Media requests blowing up my phone this morning, and I just realized this is gonna completely fuck my PoE leaguestart

Democratic Rep. Robert Garcia has published a letter sent to him by Trump’s Department of Justice threatening to potentially prosecute him for criticizing Elon Musk.

Exactly right

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

The wonderful @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social here in Vermont is almost to 20k followers. Can you help them reach that milestone? They do amazing work for hoofcats, snoutcats, moocats, woolcats, and more!

What day is it ? Wolf Wednesday

I'm in the Netherlands this week to foster business ties with companies looking to expand in Minnesota. I've made similar trips as Governor, representing Minnesota around the world, but this time is different.

I posted a copy of the 3 minute version of my speech from yesterday (with citations) if anyone is interested. Feel free to steal from it if you want! (also, this is literally less than half of the Nazi shit they're currently pulling)

Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and the services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend money is so important to so many people

The Goldfinch is a colourful finch with a bright red face and yellow wing patch. Goldfinches live throughout most of Britain. https://theweeowlart.etsy.com/listing/1814280603 #Goldfinch #birds 🦉 #OriginalArt #Drawing #Artwork #bsnm #GiftIdeas #ArtShop

When asked about retirement plan. 😅

You know when you’re just sitting there minding your own business and you get like a full-body shiver out of nowhere? That’s a demon jumping in to possess you and then jumping right back out after he’s had a quick look around like nooooope

"While all this is happening, I have seen numerous friends and colleagues in politics and media look the other way or seemingly and quietly deem this relentless onslaught against trans people unworthy of their concern." charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/you-ask-me...

Your daily dose of fancy crossy-paws courtesy of Jack-Jack

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

Born to be the laziest little hobbit and eat potatoes all day, forced to get up early and help save the realm by my overly dramatic wizard friend

Trump is a Russian stooge. Putin may as well written this himself. And any Republican in Congress who said they support our allies before, but are silent today over this, are worthless.

I wish trash bags would carry themselves to the dumpster, in unrelated news....

Chaos gremlin trying to unmake a bed. From negatives in my collection, ca. 1940s.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

I need a lint roller but for my brain

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way” Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??” History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

That’s the problem. We’ve been standing by for too long.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Apologies for posting so often but there's so much going on. The personal stories coming out are gut wrenching and deserve to be heard. Ranger Gibbs is one of them.

I'm not currently reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having espressos in a dimly-lit café on a cobblestone street in Edinburgh during a pouring rain, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."

Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.

@brontyman.bsky.social

@drericding.bsky.social

if you are sad maybe you will enjoy this cute bird 🪶 ruby-crowned kinglet from October 2024 in Ann Arbor

The old inn, back entrance, on a cold snowy night. The snowfall makes it all so magical.

I know some of you donated to help Tiz when I posted his fundraiser last fall. He was in tragic shape then and I just wanted to make sure everyone saw him running and jumping in the snow today!

One year on from my full shop reboot, I am doing a bit of a look back at the work that I have sold since I reopened by shop. Here's some of the floral landscape art I have sold since I reopened... #Landscape #Wildflowers #FloralLandscape #OriginalArt #Drawing #ShopIndy #ArtShop

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

This is what oligarchy looks like.