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You are not prepared for number one. I was not prepared for number one.

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

come over me and my buddy found a tv channel that makes you grow horrendous appendages

submitted 4 hours ago • 10 comments

The vibe of this little guy is that it's, like, the size of a cat and actually very shy and it might run up to you just long enough to do a little nip with its inside-mouth before running off and hiding behind some furniture (10/10)

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Ghibli, or LOTR)

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I have just learned that the name Hieronymous has a corresponding name in English, and it's... Jerome how am I supposed to deal with the fact that Hieronymous Bosch is 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

I can’t believe they just let me buy trees, as if I am somehow responsible enough to own something that will get thirty feet tall. That’s like a very slow kaiju!

submitted 1 day ago • 42 comments

keeps turning out all that "woke" was load-bearing

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Delighted to hear some NFTs are lost media

submitted 2 days ago • 259 comments

i met a big guy with little guy energy

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

submitted 2 days ago • 430 comments

I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ \ 🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲 / ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

🗣️WHAT THEE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE PASSENGERS HAD TO HOLD THE PLANE TOGETHER

submitted 2 days ago • 129 comments

the techno weenies have ruined autonomous cars and artificial intelligence and spaceflight, what other fantastic visions of the future will they fuck up in our lifetime

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

A freshly-molted Zammara smaragdina cicada in the forest near my house at @casabentbill.bsky.social #CostaRica #nature #bugsky 🌿

submitted 2 days ago • 52 comments

Yeah, I def spent like two hours making stickers out of photos of the Knave of Cups logo, then another fifteen minutes carefully pasting little hearts over all their eyes On the upside, now I have a shit ton of Knave of Cups logos on my phone 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The $20,000 American-made electric pickup with no paint, no stereo, and no touchscreen

submitted 2 days ago • 145 comments

Just bums me out when people advocate for the Plagiarism Machine That Lies. Announcing to the world that you like abdicating your brain to the world's shittiest machine. Have an ounce of self-respect

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

"i never heard of autism growing up"

submitted 3 days ago • 53 comments

Neurodivergent consultants, if this makes it into an RFP and comes across your desk, BID ON IT and then follow that CIA document about how to sabotage your workplace

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Seitan wings w vegan ranch Modern Love, Omaha NE (RIP) Yes, I had the restaurant in my phone contacts for easy takeout-ordering at the end of my workday

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

why the fuck didn’t they just call this “CAULIFLOUR”

submitted 3 days ago • 216 comments

flower fairies from 2019

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PSA

submitted 4 days ago • 46 comments

Today's moment of calm, brought to you by a remote part of Iowa.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

u-turn kitty? #ceramics will be available as part of my shop drop on May 3, 2PM CST!

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

We hear A LOT of aggro city stuff through the open door at work but even the guy who argues with the trees can't hold a candle to the honking and yelling that accompanies a cybertruck rolling by

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This is also how I feel about the "alternative" radio station: I am officially a marketable entertainment generation (and yes, I listen because it's fun hearing early 2000s MCR on the radio)

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Every year we make a flavor called 50% Off Easter Candy made with whatever candy I can get marked down so it’s a different mix every year. We made it today and it’ll be available later this week.

submitted 4 days ago • 47 comments

Obsessing over these catnip toys that seem SO FANCY when someone pointed out they’re those kids’ knit finger puppets stuffed with catnip and sewn shut (Still brilliant)

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

ppl keep mistaking Jurassic Park for a survival film against dinosaurs when it's actually a survival film against startup culture

submitted 5 days ago • 87 comments

Sinners (2025)

submitted 5 days ago • 50 comments

I am so happy that someone found more photos of the old McDonalds built on top of a gas station that used to be in Barrie.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

RESTOCK! Beneath the Twilight Zone, a risograph zine all about creatures of the deep ocean, is back in the shop! korybing.storenvy.com

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

An old slang German word for a dog that’s small enough for you to accidentally step on (making it yelp/honk) is Fußhupe. It means “foot-horn.” And if a dog is low to the ground but still speedy (like a dachshund), I’ve heard it referred to in German as a Teppichporsche (“carpet-Porsche”).

submitted 6 days ago • 32 comments

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

submitted 235 days ago • 480 comments

This post is how I learned the pope died

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Rando at the store was like “you let your boy paint his nails?” And I’m like “dude he’s 3, obviously I help”

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

Beautiful! Like a Van Allsburg book.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I own one of these. Swore I misplaced it after I hauled it all the way to college but found it again going through my parents’ shit

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Asked her about this and she said she’s now living with a girlfriend who asked to please use their medicine cabinet for regular bathroom things and she said yes. #againahero

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments