Profile avatar
jerzey.bsky.social
coffee enthusiast. nerd. recreational researcher and writer. typewriter rescuer. grumpy but in a charming way. she/her 08.18.23
528 posts 196 followers 101 following
Prolific Poster

Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists theonion.com/local-b...

I beginning to think he has a bag of racism gummies that the takes before bed and then wakes up in the middle of the night dictating EOs

David Johansen, the wiry, gravelly-voiced singer and last surviving member of the glam and protopunk band the New York Dolls who later performed as his campy, pompadoured alter ego, Buster Poindexter, has died. He was 75.

The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr

This weekend the Europa Clipper performs a Mars flyby & gravity assist on its way to Jupiter. The Perseverance Rover will attempt an image of Clipper as it passes by (it'll be just over 500 miles above the surface), so NASA Astrobiology made a great animation of the Rover waving from the surface. 🧪

The new lavender scare. "The Department of Homeland Security has eliminated policies preventing the investigation of individuals or groups solely based on their sexual orientation or gender identity." www.advocate.com/politics/dhs...

Takes at least 12 hours per weekday to destroy your search engine for no goddamn reason.

The word ‘futz’ is thought to have come from the Yiddish phrase “arumfartsn zikh,” the literal translation of which is “to fart around.” Feel free to keep futzing around on your phone.

Ahoy 🏴‍☠️ We’re absolutely blown away by the swashbuckling “Our Flag Means Death” fans who are bidding to snag fan-made merch, props + giveaways from cast members, & more in support of our Trans Youth Emergency Project. Learn more & place your bids before March 1st: www.themarysue.com/never-undere...

“I’ve worked a lot of hours toward becoming the person that I needed to look up to in this industry,” Leach said. “And I’m really happy that I now get to be an example for someone else.”

😭😭😭

Gene Hackman, the versatile, Oscar-winning actor whose big-screen roles ranged from a narcotics detective in “The French Connection” and a basketball coach in “Hoosiers,” to a blind man in “Young Frankenstein” and villain Lex Luthor in “Superman,” has died. He was 95 years old.

🐾🐾🤍.

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

The actress was found dead in an apartment in Manhattan on Wednesday, police said.

THEY'RE GOING TO ISSUE PERMANENT VISA BANS TO TRANS VISITORS TO THE US. This isn't just for athletes. The directive as stated applies to all visa applications made by trans folks and declare it material fraud to use a different gender marker on applications. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

This LGBT+ History Month, watch Hongwei Bao discuss “Queering the Asian Diaspora,” his new book for the Social Science for Social Justice series. Bao explores his book’s multidisciplinary look at queer East and Southeast Asian culture. Available now: www.socialsciencespace.com/2025/02/hong...

i really neither understand nor appreciate the loss of 3.5mm jacks on phones

this is where i post from

The Grammy Award-winning artist and educator had shared an ALS diagnosis in 2022. She was best known for ballads such as "Killing Me Softly With His Song" and "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face."

Roberta Flack, Killing Me Softly singer, dies aged 88 www.thetimes.com/article/9806...

brain: time to eat me: all right, let’s cook something brain: no make. only eat

absolute legend

I started rewatching Person of Interest even though Jim Cavaziel is a bellend, I really like when Sarah Shahi shows up.

I haven't seen a cross-party amicus appointment like this since (checks notes) Paul Clement was appointed to argue for the constitutionality of the CFPB's structure.

My heroes. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/s...

Here are The Top 10 Dogs of the week! youtu.be/xSi7CJ4iFPU

A little poem 🐾🐾

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

It's past midnight, and Senate Republicans are voting NO against every Democratic-led amendment to PROTECT HEALTH CARE for our families. Pay close attention: Republicans are working to push kids off Medicaid to pass MORE tax cuts for billionaires.

This is Buster. He's having the best day ever. Gets to play in the pool AND get rained on at the same time. 13/10 every lab's dream

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

This is Zuko. He has decided he's done with winter. If anyone can expedite the arrival of summer, he'd really appreciate it. 12/10

I don't generally go out into the public timeline and fuck with people unless I'm certain they'd be into it. But when they show up in my replies, they get what they're askin' for. Most notoriously, that time a magazine editor ended up on the back cover of my book being a jackass.

Gallup: 9.3% of Americans now identify as LGBTQ+ newsisout.com/2025/02/gall...

Connolly: "The fallacy of Musk's argument is they never look at revenue. They only look at expenditures. If you want to save social security, it's a fairly easy fix. Raise income threshold subject to withholding tax & you can extend social security by 40 to 50yrs. He doesn't want to talk about that"

ALERT: Today marks one month until the first day of spring.

If you could use a little brightness in your day, I recommend spending some time with sled dog MUPPY. I’m genuinely obsessed with her. She is an icon. She is a legend. Her legs are 4 inches long.