jesseask.bsky.social
millennial dad, simpsons shitpost connoisseur, teaching kids to read, section 1983 paralegal, thermostat totalitarian. staring at my lawn muttering "we could sure use more rain"
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Yeah no way MAGA would ever lump Arabs and Persians together, that would be ignorant and racist and have no parallels whatsoever with other broad immigrant groups targeted by the Trump administration
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I’ll download it from Napster and give it a whirl
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the before and after of a volumizing shampoo ad
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Well I was gonna go to sleep but I’ll just watch this 23 times
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Big tech wants to replace teachers with this shit
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But do you think this will fuel him to prove the haters wrong?
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this is her endorsement of trump in 2020.
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You saw the post, clicked the link, read the article, and then commented multiple times on the social media post… Because you don’t care about that TMZ type of click bait?
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I spent $58k last year for two kids in daycare what are these people smoking. $5k to pay for a child is classic billionaire brain.
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How many katanas do you own
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Go ahead and cancel him along with her we literally do not care
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The other night I couldn’t sleep worrying about work and bills and kids stuff and my elderly mom and then my brain was like “remember Donald Trump? That guy fucking sucks.” And I was up for 2 more hours
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“We want soldiers who refuse orders because they are afraid of needles”
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the Nazis online praised musk for his Nazi salute www.wired.com/story/neo-na...
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Naw dude he literally did a Nazi salute on national television. Twice. In a row
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It’s bad enough out there right now we don’t need to worry about your conscience.
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I’ve thought about this for a couple days and it finally hit me - AI is confusing/conflating a hippopotamus with the Hippocratic oath. We are so screwed.
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yep bsky.app/profile/jess...
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“I welcome debate on executing depressed children”
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they're going to do a big investigation into this and find out it's a bunch of dealers committing insurance fraud because they can't sell their inventory
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"i supported bernie" is the least surprising statement
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Must be nice
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Roller blading to 7-11 after stealing a six pack from dad
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DOGE cancelled an agriculture diversity research project, which is basically crop rotation research, because it had the word "diversity" in it. they are so racist they are cancelling crop rotation.
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i hired an expert once whose literature review revealed that more than 85% of people (i can't remember the exact figure) hospitalized for suicide attempts live an average of 35 additional years or die of natural causes within that window. these hotlines save lives and families, no question.
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*grok explodes*
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"alright guys, we got this gazillionaire comic book villain looting money from the most vulnerable people on the planet . . . let's go after him because he's an immigrant."
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What’s the question? I thought your statement was argumentatively rhetorical? Which is fine. This is the internet.
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Oh man I should’ve said something about it then the genocide would’ve stopped, thank you, gen z dude. I guess my job teaching Palestinians English in beit hanoun for 2 years is far less relevant to your experience looking at a computer screen. Remind me when you traveled to Palestine?
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yeah, it's a fucking humanitarian crisis, dead babies and civilians, and the rest starving. unfortunately, it's about to be even worse (imagine that) because genocide 2.0, when the land is actually seized, is about to start. just throw "palestine" and "genocide" into AI and see what elon spits back.
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And thanks for using AI. Labor thanks you, comrade.
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Thanks for your service to hitlers memory. I’m sorry I slandered him by missing a date in 100 years by 6 weeks
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a century ago hitler was in prison
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my wife's friend was having a ton of chronic health issues for a few years which no (male) doctor could explain, so they kept putting her on anti-depressants and other meds. she finally went to her OB/GYN who was like "oh, that's menopause"
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my company's switch to cloud computing is probably the worst thing to happen to efficiency i've ever experienced in my life. i spend hours sometimes sitting at a useless computer while files are copied to or from the cloud.
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in Carson v. Makin (2022), SCOTUS ruled that federal funding must be provided to private religious schools if states also provide funding to secular private schools
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one of the "DEI" efforts identified in the eliminated DOE contracts to state education departments was "multilingual." they are literally cancelling funding because some people on earth speak more than one language.
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In the us we just call them “Massholes”
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Imagine our government being run by a bunch of people who don’t remember (because they weren’t alive) the Y2K programming bug
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How long have you been practicing law? Because I’ve been representing plaintiffs for 16 years in disputes just like this. Jay z isn’t requesting fees or costs, and there have been over 100 filings. This is a settlement
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wonder how much more he had to pay for them to not even mention settlement in the dismissal
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the most vulnerable suffering because of the callous decisions of adults
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telling on themselves that they view autistic people as inherently bad
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ALT TEXT: With FEMA gone, when communities are destroyed from natural disasters, billionaires can buy the land for pennies on the dollar.
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pro tip, traveler's has a home insurance option that covers underground utilities, including wastewater pipes