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Slava Ukraini

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I still see it as white and gold 🤪

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I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers

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Soundtrack to The Count of Monte Cristo series with Sam Claflin now available to stream. Now if only the actual show was released worldwide, that would be great. open.spotify.com/album/39OrVG...

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Not all men. Gomez Addams would never.

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

I made banana bread for the first time. I added walnuts and chocolate chips 🥰

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

My 2025 bingo card is full and they’re still calling numbers left and right

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂” Me in 2025: 😐

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Hanging out on the couch with animals is a top tier hobby tbh

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Everyone likes flowers

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Sam Claflin as the titular character in The Count of Monte Cristo limited series, E5. Manipulating the telegraph to spread fake news in order to bring stocks down. Go Edmond!

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50 Shades of Grey is only "romantic" because he's a bilionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

submitted 22 days ago • 710 comments

please no Super Bowl spoilers I haven't been able to watch the last 52 so I am not caught up yet thanks

submitted 22 days ago • 87 comments

Maybe I'm weird, but I'll never understand coming onto someone else's post when they talk about being really excited for something, be it a game or literally anything else, and pointing out in comments just how weird and bizarre you think it is and that you'd hate it. 🙃

submitted 25 days ago • 66 comments

This is AMAZING news! Fuck Amazon www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

submitted 26 days ago • 258 comments

Am I the only person who is quite irritated by the lack of a 28 Months Later film. We had Days and Weeks, now we'll have Years. It's disproportionately annoying that we never got Months.

submitted 27 days ago • 192 comments

You’re awesome, Tom! I’ll donate soon 💕

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We're so lucky to get two The Count of Monte Cristo adaptations at once. Now if somebody could get Sam Claflin and Pierre Niney into a room together so they can do this:

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The thing about living in the time of endless horrors is that each new horror is just so FUCKIN WEIRD

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

the sequel to M3GAN should obviously be MEG4N you idiots

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

please get disco elysium especially because it's free/available to ethically obtain. it's literally one of the most incredible gaming experiences I've ever had, second only to BG3 for personal reasons. also support the fanzine!! proceeds support artists and charity! what's not to love!!

submitted 29 days ago • 38 comments

I’ve stopped asking people “how are you?” when I run into them because like if you wanna tell me then that should be up to you and if you don’t then we can get straight to the important stuff like exchanging pet pictures

submitted 30 days ago • 18 comments

Deleted X from my phone after I spent a whole hour doomscrolling and feeling my anxiety and depression worsen. I feel only Tumblr is my actual safe haven but I do have hope Bluesky can provide that, too. 💕

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Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

I don’t wanna alarm everybody but I’m like 95% sure February is next

submitted 31 days ago • 41 comments

The job of congress isn't to come on here and tell us stuff, that's the media's job. Your job is to tell us what you're going to DO about it.

submitted 31 days ago • 569 comments

It struck me today that every work of dystopian fiction I've ever read involves a future without books. Maybe that's all it takes.

submitted 31 days ago • 105 comments

It’s been a WEEK 😖 Will love to see some pics of y’all’s pets! 🥰

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself because I was probably also not paying attention

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Basically…

submitted 50 days ago • 11 comments

He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s throwing it away because he’s sure he’s got it. Wait, Now he’s rifling through the trash can because he’s terrified he’s misremembered everything. Deep breath. He’s fine now. Wait, nevermind. Jesus Christ, he’s back at the trash can again. Now…

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