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jessyall.bsky.social
i listen to metal & watch sports & yap a lot about nothing she/her | '93 | 🏳️‍🌈 ▫️wnba: new york liberty ▫️pwhl: toronto sceptres ▫️nhl: new york rangers, nashville predators
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it's a little annoyingly empowering to clean up the depression mess like goddammit this mess was half the problem wasn't it

yellowjackets has gotten so stupid that i am officially apologizing to anyone i told to watch it

i'm an atheist except for when i need a higher power to get mad at for my various misfortunes

imagine being a new york rangers fan and a new york sirens fan at the same time like that would be awful wouldn't it

i know igor shesterkin was breaking sticks in that locker room tonight

Visiting friends in New York

buying a pair of roller blades at 31 just to feel something (hard concrete on my skin)

You spend any amount of time really trying to "hit your macros" as it were, and the idea of bug-based nutrient cubes becomes very compelling

lady gaga knows exactly what the lgbt community needs during these troubling times

i didnt want to redownload tiktok but i miss marina mabrey's miami updates

job interviews are my autistic and adhd superpower

i woke up to a "warning: low balance" alert today

looks like i am going to completely miss out on the big lots going out of business sale because of this damn blizzard

so far i have been successful in my goal of completing a video game every month of 2025 (!!!) this is huge because i have spent most of my life as a "mess around in the open world & never do the missions" gal

honestly i get my buckets of fried chicken from the local iga like god intended so kfc abandoning kentucky ain't hurt all that much

it's like we lost a family member we didn't really like all that much but who we also never expected to go in this particular manner

my face when people start adding new people to our plans … because now I’m not going 😭😭😭

Thankful for Twilight because it allowed Paramore to give us Decode.

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

hey guys the only canada vs usa hockey I've watched in the last decade has been on the women's side. can someone fill me in on which ones are married to each other

sending thoughts & prayers to the creek behind my apartment as i head to bed in the middle of a flash flood

the economy is so bad the white stripes “7 nation army” has been down graded to “4 nation face off”

so they got a bouncer at my local driver's licencing office now? kentucky stays awful

all-time leading goal scorer in the pwhl (yes, even after missing most of the season) is back baby! let's get it!

just finished a phone interview for a position i am woefully unqualified for, time to smoke a bowl & delude myself into believing it went well

coping with stewie's first round 1v1 exit by telling myself that she doesn't need the money and wanted this week off while fully acknowledging that aaliyah edwards is just that damn good

insane that i have to choose between getting my medical marijuana card or getting a gun legally in kentucky

you don’t understand, i need something to be insane about so i can be sane about everything else

spiritbox has that special sauce because how is every release an instant classic

i know my posting has been a bit all over the place lately but considering the state of the world i think it's permissable

it's time for the new york rangers to trade lindgren because i cannot take this anymore #nhl

sometimes i boot up saints row 2 just so i can listen to my favorite emo jams from the mid-2000s on the radio

i cried like a baby when i saw saosin live this past summer and i will absolutely do it again over new tunes

syd to the fever is a business move and i will not speak further on it #wnba

so lucky i got to see them at sonic temple and louder than life last year 'cause i am gonna miss them

maybe if I keep scrolling I'll get less pissed

i want to read but i also want to game but i also want to binge tv shows but i also want to watch movies but i also want to nap but i also want to work on my playlists but i also want to write but then i get overwhelmed and do none of the above. cool, cool cool cool

do i laugh or cry

people will speak about a game they played as a kid with the same reverence that they might a great song or novel, about how it engrossed them totally and completely. They may even tear up talking about it. and then you ask what game it was and it was Spongebob battle for bikini bottom