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Tell me spirit, what has not been done? I’ll rush out and do it! Or are we doing it now?
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Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.

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Get #vaccinated

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

submitted 44 days ago • 2378 comments

Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come

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Me: I like my wine like I like my women Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm- Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls

submitted 80 days ago • 16 comments

When I look at the Bills' offensive line and imagine what the Bears could be

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We aren't so different, you and I.

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

I somehow have the Sunday scaries on a Friday evening

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Tabby and I have been married 54 years today. It's all good.

submitted 90 days ago • 3115 comments

Might consider devoting a significant amount of resources to traveling back in time to prevent the straws going in the food bag policy. Kindly do the humane thing and include them in the drink holder while we wait for the food.

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Maybe we should move back to instilling the Christmas spirit by assuming the audience watching Christmas cartoons is tripping? youtu.be/1cC3uXGn1f4?...

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One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

submitted 117 days ago • 103 comments

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800 cookie monster: is that bad doctor: sir it's deadly Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

submitted 117 days ago • 98 comments

Is it over the top to point a desktop fan at an office neighbor who won’t stop coughing? Iron dome these germs

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Response to coups by elected leaders: - South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens - Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics - United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court

submitted 120 days ago • 292 comments

always chasing that feeling of hearing The War on Drugs album Lost in the Dream for the first time. And the second time. And again today. Please somebody make this album again. Not you Ryan Adams.

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My signature move is apologizing for making it weird when it wasn’t even weird, thus making it weird

submitted 120 days ago • 34 comments

Really can't believe how many people out there clearly grew up rooting for the villains in Disney movies.

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I know I should quit eating Thanksgiving leftovers… But I can't quit cold turkey.

submitted 123 days ago • 657 comments

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

submitted 123 days ago • 621 comments

Hard to articulate to kids today what it was like watching Chapelle drop the black blind white supremacist S1E1

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Took me until my late 30s to realize there was no infidelity involved when Mommy was kissing Santa Claus

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The 2 N. Riverside Plaza/Daily News Building is for sale. My architecture column this weekend makes the case for landmarking this historic building.

submitted 124 days ago • 9 comments

Who you are when people sing “Happy Birthday” to you is the real you

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(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)

submitted 125 days ago • 540 comments

Diet goals and self control of any kind when that pantry door opens

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Join us next week for another episode of Matt Eberflus’ Wacky World of Ways to Lose*! *now with a beard

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

So Keenan Allen gets his helmet ripped off and then a flag for being pissed about it

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Matt Eberflus is 2/10 on challenges as coach of the Chicago Bears. Yikes

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Waiter: How would you like your eggs? Me: Nogged

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Not me watching Planes Trains & Automobiles feeling nostalgic for downtown commuters competing for scarce cabs you’ll never make the siiiiix

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My wife's face of sheer disgust watching me spoonfeed on the garlic and onion byproduct of her homemade gravy could only be topped by her reaction to my using precious tupper and fridge space to punt my savory treat to a later (more chill/less judgey) date.

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In addition to the 11,000 passengers who took Amtrak trains Wednesday, another 10,000 passed through Union Station on Tuesday, according to Martin Sandoval, Amtrak’s Midwest government and community affairs manager. chicago.suntimes.com/transportati...

submitted 126 days ago • 2 comments

Here’s a little zen from the smoky mountains ⛰️

submitted 127 days ago • 550 comments

The Milky Way making the entirety of Lake Tahoe look small in comparison.

submitted 128 days ago • 72 comments

The Monadnock. The tallest load bearing masonry building ever constructed. 1893. One of the great buildings of the world.

submitted 128 days ago • 19 comments

The Bears are, I think, the worst-coached professional sports team I’ve…ever seen?

submitted 129 days ago • 1025 comments