I know I should quit eating Thanksgiving leftovers… But I can't quit cold turkey. - ThreadSky

gravity44.bsky.social•85 days ago

Well played! 👊

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howelldavis.bsky.social•85 days ago

I see what you did there. Stop.

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twinsfan81.bsky.social•85 days ago

😁😁😁

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ogleftyfromsf.bsky.social•85 days ago

I am SO glad to find you here funny girl!!

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eggsfortheeggman.bsky.social•85 days ago

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missemmamae.bsky.social•85 days ago

Lol

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robby5.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ha ha ha

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oldassnerd.bsky.social•85 days ago

Damnit

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nursejungabel.bsky.social•85 days ago

Aaaannnddd... Show yourself out. Lolol

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docrodi.bsky.social•85 days ago

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muddywater1.bsky.social•85 days ago

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gritandgrace82.bsky.social•85 days ago

Me either! 🦃😂

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markehstrong.bsky.social•85 days ago

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danpaul.bsky.social•85 days ago

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mbsolheim.bsky.social•85 days ago

your posts always make me smile. thank you

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dirtylens.bsky.social•85 days ago

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sebastian2.bsky.social•85 days ago

When I get my chubby mitts on the leftover pumpkin pie…

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heheardmycry.bsky.social•85 days ago

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smalo.bsky.social•84 days ago

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tellmejeff.bsky.social•85 days ago

I never start cold turkey. I barely like warm turkey.

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pattilee52.bsky.social•85 days ago

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zeke235.bsky.social•85 days ago

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tooleey.bsky.social•85 days ago

hee hee

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stopworkplacebu.bsky.social•85 days ago

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jeremythejedi.bsky.social•85 days ago

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0rangebird.bsky.social•85 days ago

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jscnu.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂

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mavsrobbedin06.bsky.social•85 days ago

Please see yourself out.

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tindoesart.bsky.social•85 days ago

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awildirish1.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂

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janettes-999.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ha! I just ate the last of the leftovers from my Thanksgiving dinner plate.

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kteb.bsky.social•85 days ago

Outstanding!

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bakingfool.bsky.social•85 days ago

😀😆

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pattymb.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ha!

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genevieve1st.bsky.social•85 days ago

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queenie49.bsky.social•84 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 Laughing in solidarity!

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elayneoforegon.bsky.social•85 days ago

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adelebiden.bsky.social•85 days ago

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redtls.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂

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cett1961.bsky.social•85 days ago

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justlikemyeyes.bsky.social•85 days ago

I can’t quit cold turkey (white meat) with mayo and some sliced dill pickle on a seedy alpine bun.

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iainmor52.bsky.social•85 days ago

Good one!

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spicy-orange.bsky.social•73 days ago

Dear god this is embarrassing…

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switchmark.bsky.social•85 days ago

Yay! You're here!

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rickrn.bsky.social•85 days ago

Hi! I've always loved your Dad jokes 🤣💓😍

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bumbl-bree.bsky.social•85 days ago

HA!!

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It's great to have you and your silly jokes here on bsky!

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winterlightstudios.bsky.social•85 days ago

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queenof3rs.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂

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marti-smartie.bsky.social•85 days ago

Bwahahahaha!

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ms-cat.bsky.social•85 days ago

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alanh5376.bsky.social•85 days ago

A pun worthy groan from me 😀

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duckmsw.bsky.social•84 days ago

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caprico21.bsky.social•85 days ago

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katesamuels.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ha!

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luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social•85 days ago

I knew your words of wisdom would eventually find me over here.

This one’s very solid. 10/10 dads would tell this joke.

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scoootchover.bsky.social•85 days ago

Are you here all week? 🥳

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h1buck.bsky.social•85 days ago

Yes it is !

I haven't seen you since I got booted from twit ! How you been ?

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snogg3.bsky.social•85 days ago

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whrrldpeas.bsky.social•85 days ago

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therealchely.bsky.social•85 days ago

Oh! Glad I just found you here!!

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kikibotswana13.bsky.social•85 days ago

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hypnodrone.bsky.social•85 days ago

How long have you been sitting on that

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the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social•84 days ago

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davethomaswales.bsky.social•85 days ago

Groan....

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dramaden.bsky.social•85 days ago

❤️❤️

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woffke.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂😂😂😂 I love a pun

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raregem12.bsky.social•85 days ago

Heh hehheh

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teleruffian.bsky.social•85 days ago

brilliance recognized.

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rattikusmaximus.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ok, that got a snicker.

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mrjaygrandee.bsky.social•85 days ago

haha, nooo I like cold pizzza

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deancalin.bsky.social•85 days ago

Bwahhh!

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spacebearoutthere.bsky.social•84 days ago

Gobble gobble

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miggymc60.bsky.social•85 days ago

I see what you did there 😉😂

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grateful2day.bsky.social•85 days ago

Hahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!

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yellowbeard59.bsky.social•75 days ago

I remember you. Groan...

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saintjudejones.bsky.social•85 days ago

I deeply appreciate this.

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eristotle.bsky.social•85 days ago

Incredible

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pndragon65.bsky.social•85 days ago

🤦🤦🤦

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glathgrundel.bsky.social•85 days ago

Badum-tish!

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martandelus.bsky.social•85 days ago

This joke MEATS my expectations for a like :P

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frogtoo.bsky.social•85 days ago

Wow, where have you been! I haven’t seen you at the bad place in a long time (stupid algorithm!).

Nice to see you pop up in my feed tonight! 🎉

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murderbot3.bsky.social•85 days ago

This was given to me on Friendsgiving Eve, so Im eating Ham everything for breakfast, lunch & dinner for a while.... 😲

Already have a great Split Pea Soup w/Ham recipe to try out. 😉

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edualc1990.bsky.social•85 days ago

🤣

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stephenlnowland.bsky.social•85 days ago

All hail Mariana, Queen of Puns!

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superego7.bsky.social•85 days ago

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thorlabby.bsky.social•85 days ago

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fieryrose.bsky.social•85 days ago

I see what you did there. 😂

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lynnvar.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂

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mdstreck.bsky.social•85 days ago

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dv12341.bsky.social•85 days ago

LOL funny thanks for the laugh

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07452.bsky.social•85 days ago

I see what you did there 👍

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grizz68.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ha! Dad joke. Can I use it please? 😂

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oldbamaman.bsky.social•84 days ago

😂

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gabud.bsky.social•85 days ago

you mean a wet bird can fly at night...??

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sorceress2.bsky.social•85 days ago

Hi Mariana Z,
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. I followed you on twitter. I was MsMxlputz. I left that name over there.
I'll say to you on here what I used to say to you over there, "aaghh...🤣

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knight05.bsky.social•85 days ago

Very good.
Hahaha

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drjulies.bsky.social•85 days ago

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bigg95973.bsky.social•85 days ago

I just noticed I wasn’t following you. What the hell?

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smallloanofamili.bsky.social•85 days ago

😭😭🤣

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lenora2.bsky.social•85 days ago

For that one, young lady, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

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volvicch.bsky.social•85 days ago

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gregcarrhope.bsky.social•85 days ago

Good one!

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annieschoonover.bsky.social•85 days ago

I read this out loud to my dad. He said “oh, that’s good actually.” Just in case you wanted to know how this landed with an audience of dads

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red-squirrel.bsky.social•85 days ago

That response is him adding it to his list.

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andersonjl.bsky.social•84 days ago

My wife just rolled her eyes like usual.

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andersonjl.bsky.social•84 days ago

Glad to see you here MZ!

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spatulastudent101.bsky.social•85 days ago

Same! 😂

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lummy1949.bsky.social•85 days ago

Good One!! 🦃🤣✅

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breaking-101.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'm getting sick of Thanksgiving left overs. Gonna get me a pizza.

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lapsedacademic.bsky.social•85 days ago

Don’t call me a turkey, but I’m stuffed.

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cynalbr.bsky.social•85 days ago

🤣

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jennyannboyd.bsky.social•85 days ago

Chuckling 🤭

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janeknowsshit.bsky.social•85 days ago

Lol

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peterfmanning3.bsky.social•85 days ago

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chutch2016.bsky.social•85 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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shonnierenee.bsky.social•85 days ago

We are on our last day of leftovers here, if there’s anything left on that turkey carcass is gonna be stock tomorrow morning.

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mouseofmystery.bsky.social•85 days ago

You just earned a follower.

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shockvideotv.com•85 days ago

Ok. Ok. You did it. Thats funny.

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bakkendreams.bsky.social•85 days ago

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brookerbracker.bsky.social•85 days ago

I think you're supposed to heat it up first...

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debthacker88.bsky.social•85 days ago

D'oh! 😂

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erodlane.bsky.social•85 days ago

Leftovers this good deserve a slow, delicious farewell. Cold turkey can wait.

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jamodeo62.bsky.social•85 days ago

LOL

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firstandforemost92.bsky.social•85 days ago

🤣

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britbratomg.bsky.social•85 days ago

When people learn that I can cook and ask me my favorite thing to cook, my answer is ‘Thanksgiving.’ Lol I love cooking and eating all things Thanksgiving. And sorry, not sorry, I will be eating leftovers until at min…. 12/5. We’ll be remixing but we will not be abandoning

Gobble gobble

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