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If the kids wanna hear about space, I’m gonna rap about Pluto.
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This is the shirt you have to wear when you are pointed at by Mario

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

Putting the merits aside, it’s wild how the media treats GOP hatred of the majority of the country as normal. If democratic leaders said “We can all agree Mississippi is a shithole” we would never hear the end of it.

What a loss. His fingerprints are all over the stuff I read growing up

when I was a kid I read a lot of Star Trek novels, and the ones he wrote were a step above everything else. He was the first author whose name and works I intentionally sought out because they were so good ❤️

No Tax on Tips is in many ways the most perfect Trump policy. Deceptively magnanimous to working people. Totally corrosive to the country’s finances and social fabric by being ripe for scamming. Stupid low-trust people allergic to thinking and bad with money will love it

Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2. Reporter: That’s.. How did you Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

i think this shit is an affront to this country and its traditions

Busta Rhymes, or as he's known in Japan, Puzzle Bobble Rhymes.

What a fucking embarrassment.

UVA is about to have quotas for Republicans and adopt total indifference to the black and Hispanic student population www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...

it pains me to hand it to him

You’ve recently eaten cake. Would you like to chew broken glass?

Was thinking how alt-milks for coffee are primarily vehicles to add water (for temp control) and fat (for mouthfeel & flavor). Then thought, you know, butter would be a great alternative. You’d want to thin it w water, emulsify the mixture, make sure it doesn’t solidify. Anyway I’ve invented milk.

This cd is right

i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all

This is why I still think that the internet, not the issues, are the root cause of this culture war. People (including journalists…who are people) imagine the loudest, angriest positions as default positions because those are the ones that get eyeballs in an ultra-competitive attention economy.

Hoo boy. Lotta people are going to die. Maybe you or me. www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...

There's a bridge near the University of Virginia's fraternity row that gets repainted by students every week. Once in a blue moon, the paint gets scraped off to start all over again.

Parent: What is your favorite drink? Kid with a sore throat:

For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce" www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...

In Divisive Move, Democrats Put Books Back in Libraries Liberal Activists Say Women Should Be Allowed to Wear Shoes Again. It's Not That Simple In This Steeltown Diner, the Ashes of the Purged Would Tell Us One Thing If They Were Alive: Keep Trans Players Out of Frisbee Golf

mr. wilson finally gets his vengeance

we need to bring back Yoshi is a horse discourse. we will ride Yoshi is a horse discourse to freedom

I know crashing the economy on purpose seems harsh, but it’ll all be worth it when the seventh Little Mermaid is white

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

the strongest case for socializing the ownership of capital is that the current owners of capital are idiots

there is absolutely nothing standing in the way of more moderate democrats being aggressive opponents of the white house and holding public events highlighting their opposition

The most brutal assassination in Assassin's Creed history

Yeah, I'm into LLMs: 𝙇𝙊𝙉 𝙇𝙊𝙉 𝙈 𝙄 𝙇 𝙆

The Sega Saturn should have been the most popular game console or all time

Andor (2022) I was going to quote “oppression is the mark of fear” but this one's not bad either.

Well today I learned that the US SNES box for Romance of the Three Kingdoms IV has the slogan "prepare to be romanced!"

if the democratic party had a functional propaganda arm it could make a lot of hay of the fact that a non-trivial number of MAGA personalities and politicians are child sex offenders

Is it raining? One man says it is, but many meteorologists disagree.

The grimmest realization is not the very old one that Trump is a hyper-sensitive narcissist who thinks criticizing him should be illegal. The grimmest realization is that a substantial number of Americans are born serfs, best suited for a monarchy, who thinks that’s manly and admirable and right.

in my opinion every restaurant should be compelled by law to have slams. across all cuisines. huevos con chilaquiles slam. szechuan slam. aloo saag slam. I favor robust state controls to implement the slamification of all menus

jeopardy contestants must be made to understand that they are there for the pleasure of the viewing audience. they should be forced to pick a category and begin from the top rather than jumping around like a feral beast