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Seriously banger shit is going on
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Asking for, um, a country?

They are obviously slow learners

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

THIS is the kind of accountability we need more of.

Maybe it’s just me, but there’s no reason any decent honest human being should be visiting the orange felon for any reason at this point seeing as he’s a convicted felon who is actively destroying the country. LA Dodgers and The Eagles are a disgrace.

Can we stop calling these atrocities "deportations." These people sold to El Salvadorian prisons were not deported. Deportation is a process that did not take place. They were rounded up and removed with no process. They were kidnapped, not deported.

Smyth: A lot of people have been joking that the United States has kind of turned into the Florida of the world, so imagine what it is like to be the Florida of Florida right now

This one should be an award winner

the venn diagram of dudes that love dressing up in tough guy commando cosplay and dudes afraid to ride the subway is a circle

The gap between the self-image that MAGA has of themselves as tough macho he-men and their constant pants-pissing fear of every goddamn thing in the world is bigger than the Grand Canyon

Wondering how all the country-club, Wall Street, and Silicon Valley I-don’t-care-that-he’s-an-insane-criminal-convict-because-he’s-gonna-cut-capital-gains-tax-rates MAGA types are feeling this morning

Antarctica Tariffs Announced It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight... 🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰

Carney: The system of global trade anchored on the United States.. is over. Our old relationship of steadily deepening integration with the United States is over. The 80 year period when the United States embraced the mantle of economic leadership… is over.

The whole “let’s see what happens if we let an insane criminal with dementia run the country” plan is going as well as expected

It's amazing that our Great Men on Wall Street watched the President publicly take a completely delusional position about how a ton of water he ordered wasted for no reason in California had saved LA from the fires, and didn't stop to think about what that would mean for policy in other areas

WATCH: "Donald Trump is singlehandedly, unilaterally, and for no reason, plunging America into economic crisis. I have never seen anything like this," says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.

Glad to see @joyannreid.bsky.social, @jimacosta.bsky.social, @mehdirhasan.bsky.social and others succeeded on Substack and being unfiltered. Support some of us small fish as well, if you can. Independent, no paywalls. The Loosening of American News Anchors www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/b...

Remembering Dennes Dale "D." Boon, guitarist and lead singer of the American punk rock trio Minutemen, born on this day in 1958 Minutemem / D. Boon - Corona #punk #punks #punkrock #dboon #minutemen #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Kid Rock joined Donald Trump in the Oval Office as he signed an executive order to curb ticket scalping and all I have to say is: who is buying Kid Rock concert tickets, let alone scalping them

Wall Street Journal editorial board: "Our worst fears about Mr. Kennedy are coming true..." www.wsj.com/opinion/rfk-...

IF PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL REQUIRED READING WAS The 1619 Project Stamped from the Beginning How to be an Anti-Racist Between the World and Me CASTE A People's History of the United States My Grandmother's Hands WE WOULD BE A COUNTRY THAT KNOWS WHERE IT CAME FROM; A COUNTRY THAT COULD HEAL.

Why is Pete Hegseth bringing his wife to top security meetings and hiring his brother at the Pentagon? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

merit is back baby

Hiring your brother is the original affirmative action for white people.

Vance flies to northern Greenland to the US military base. Spends 3 hours on the base. Flies home. All other plans to attend events in Greenland over 3 days canceled because nobody wanted them there.

NSA sent out a bulletin last month: "A vulnerability has been identified in the Signal Messenger Application. The use of Signal by common targets of surveillance & espionage activity has made the application a high value target to intercept sensitive information." www.cbsnews.com/news/nsa-sig...

Ossoff: He’s so consumed by his efforts to secure revenge, crush his enemies, and conquer Greenland that he’s doing nothing for the people who elected him. His entire domestic agenda is tax breaks for the wealthy, rounding up immigrants, revenge, and centralizing as much power as he can..

The NSA was aware of vulnerabilities in the messaging app Signal weeks before 18 top Trump administration national security and defense officials used the app in a group chat to plan the recent bombing of Yemen. Those vulnerabilities, an NSA memo warned, were being exploited by Russian hackers.

We are going to be destroyed by the stupidest people on Earth.

Pete Hegseth is a danger to this country and our men and women in uniform.

A few days ago the Defense Department and the Justice Department announced investigations into national security leaks. Meanwhile Trump's deputies were inadvertently leaking to Jeffrey Goldberg...

wait so the guy who's widely known to have a giant booze problem accidentally added the journalist to the eyes-only security chat he was conducting over a non-approved platform? wow, who could have imagined it

share.newsbreak.com/c8yin0ao What???

✅ DEI Reporting of the Day™ Costco Thriving After Retailers Like Target Roll Back DEI Initiatives During a 4-week period, Costco saw an increase of over 7 million shoppers compared to Target's decrease of nearly 5 million. @blackenterprise.bsky.social: www.blackenterprise.com/costco-targe...

✅ DEI Employer of the Day™ Publix "Publix values diversity. Diversity and inclusivity make our company—and our community—better. We value the fresh ideas and unique perspectives a diverse group of people provides." "We thrive as a business because of workforce diversity, including our suppliers."

America broke itself just because it couldn't stand women and people of color finally getting a small piece of the pie. Alas. Same as it ever was. White supremacy and greed. Dangerous, wild, self-destructive drugs.