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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could be poultry in motion. #pun #funny #comedy #joke

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Book Challenge - Day 15/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Conflating being smart and being rich has been one our biggest mistakes and the US will never live it down

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World's largest key #photography

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It’s weird how extra costs trickle down to consumers but extra profits don’t. What’s that all about

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what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch

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#relatable #funny #rockbottom #lie

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just here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of flaunt magazine: thread

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i too cry when cutting up an onion but it’s with the happiness of knowing i’m releasing the joyful soul trapped within

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#dating #funny #relatable #comedy

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The penguins react to tariffs

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Daffodil Duck #daffyduck #looneytunes #drawing #doodle #sketch

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#photography

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Netflix is making their way into the adult space with their new add-on service Nutflix

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In opposite world there's a restaurant called Orangebirds

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Book Challenge - Day 14/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Love After Lockup is my favorite show about people meeting their partner in crime.

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my son was playing the nintendo. i asked “why do you play”. he tuned around and said “Video games allow me to experience a new reality.” he’s only 30 years old

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Book Challenge - Day 13/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Barista said "enjoy your coffee". I accidentally replied "you too". Then I made a startling goat noise so the first thing would seem less weird by comparison

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A nice peaceful view of the river #photography

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[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

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I want to go back to being dumb, naive, and blissfully unaware of how awful the world is.

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Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok

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The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply

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Nice post. Mind if I reply awkwardly to it and then gradually lose the will to live

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Book Challenge - Day 12/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…”

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All the baseball sex metaphors make sense now

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The richest man in the world is Very into free speech

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Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:

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A statue of Massasoit #photograhy

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Book Challenge - Day 11/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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#ootd #seinfeld

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Got to enjoy nature visiting this park. #photography

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Book Challenge - Day 10/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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In the past four weeks, Costco, which has embraced DEI initiatives, GAINED 7 million shoppers… Target, which got rid of DEI, LOST 5 million shoppers! That’s the power we have as consumers. Remember that.

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sorry about the posts i was bought by a private equity firm

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Book Challenge - Day 9/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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A cool sculpture of an eye I saw on a road trip. #photography

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I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I saw what kind of tax break the Republicans would give me if my salary ever jumps from $74,000 to $14 million.

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A nice view of the river at a state park I visited. #photography

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Book Challenge - Day 8/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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i used to believe it was against the law to break the law, feeling pretty silly about that now

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An interesting statue #monochrome #photography

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Book Challenge - Day 7/20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you—one book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE! Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin Visit www.takedowntesla.com

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Picked this up on the way out of my local bookstore today and was happy to hear it's been flying out the door.

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