Profile avatar
jonjberg.bsky.social
Software dev, Hawkeye fan.
1,009 posts 68 followers 23 following
Getting Started
Active Commenter
comment in response to post
I'm sorry. Is Delish a better source? I didn't think I'd need to provide a list of citations for my posts. www.delish.com/food/a403914...
comment in response to post
twokooksinthekitchen.com/old-fashione...
comment in response to post
Yes, but they serve both types there. I asked him about after I took a trip to Boston last summer, and this was the explanation I got.
comment in response to post
I'm going off what my co-worker from Massachusetts told me, so 🤷 if I'm wrong.
comment in response to post
Harris should switch parties, considering the direction his current party is going on LGBTQ rights here and nationally.
comment in response to post
Maine lobster rolls are the cold kind with mayo. Connecticut lobster rolls are warm with butter.
comment in response to post
starting a greasy spoon with fat-assed waitstaff called Dumpers.
comment in response to post
We got them this year. Pleasantly surprised. Like a cinnamon shortbread with vanilla icing.
comment in response to post
The most recent to move onto my block is a young couple with no kids, but they park their cars on their front lawn and don't pay attention when they back out onto the street.
comment in response to post
I've got a child-beating boy scout troop leader and a 5'2" pear shaped guy who's cheating on his wife and constantly hitting on mine in my neighborhood. Wanna trade?
comment in response to post
E Pluribus Unit
comment in response to post
a leap year is year that is divisible by 4 but not divisible by 100 unless it's also divisible by 400. 1800 and 1900 were not leap years. 2000 was a leap year. 2100 will not be a leap year.
comment in response to post
time to put on my "programmer who has been scarred by date/time libraries" hat -- not technically, 1800 and 1900 didn't have leap years. 2100 won't either (assuming we're still electing presidents then...).
comment in response to post
Win a national title and immediately cry about how your rival's title the previous year is tainted. Couldn't be me (because my team will never win shit).
comment in response to post
Chet Hanks-like patois*
comment in response to post
Note to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social -- Amazon is losing the first three seasons of the Expanse at the end of the month so your random season will probably have to be 4, 5, or 6. I'd probably go with 4 to get hallucinated Thomas Jane and David Strathairn doing a Chet Hanks patois.
comment in response to post
I'm about 4 hours south of you and it's -3° here. Good luck.
comment in response to post
Top right is descended from an actual Nazi. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Pa...
comment in response to post
Barguements-ass schisms.
comment in response to post
He should take his own advice.
comment in response to post
Can't hang dead fascists from the Esso station if you don't have an Esso sign.
comment in response to post
Illinois is under attack. Why else would the banner be upside down?
comment in response to post
Our sump failed a few years ago. I'd rather write that check 10 times out of 10. Giant expensive pain in the ass.
comment in response to post
Literally this:
comment in response to post
I did this in my bedroom when I was a kid except there was another working cabinet TV on top of the broken cabinet TV.
comment in response to post
For those who aren't familiar with Peggy Flanagan:
comment in response to post
works good for getting the dust off your car when you drive on gravel roads.
comment in response to post
They all shifted to MAHA.
comment in response to post
This would look great on your wall at home. www.liveauctioneers.com/item/1979728...
comment in response to post
c'mon actuary tables, time for regression to the mean.
comment in response to post
Ryan Day gets extension and immediately starts quiet quitting.
comment in response to post
Trump being cucked out of the presidency was not on my bingo card.
comment in response to post
What is Clark Griswold if not the villain of many movies?
comment in response to post
Marco's coming to the realization that this ends with "Nuremberg 2: Electric MAGA-loo" and is trying to process it.
comment in response to post
Gonna switch to a 5 year ARM and live dangerously.
comment in response to post
Shit, I don't even get time for myself until after 9:30 so like 11 maybe?
comment in response to post
If you haven't watched Bottoms yet, highly recommend. Marshawn alone is worth the price of admission.
comment in response to post
They're changing his diaper right now so he doesn't crash out.
comment in response to post
Read this to my wife and she said, "I love her."
comment in response to post
Cooper DeJawn, imo.
comment in response to post
Big chunks of andouille, plz
comment in response to post
mfer is 25, he's no fucking kid. He wrote this shit in the last year.
comment in response to post
Took the kids to Micky's last time we were in town. It's just like I remember it.
comment in response to post
What is sausage gravy if not smothered meat?
comment in response to post
One step closer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnHF...