jonnyv.bsky.social
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I am Elon Musk. Donald Trump says send me the nuclear blueprints unless you are DEI.
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I wonder what percentage of Americans would say they'd like to be annexed by Canada. It's been a common sentiment since at least 2004, even though there's never been an offer.
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I love that the cushion design make it look like she has a book or knitting that she's working on.
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Elon Musk Donald Trump says you have to call me and explain yourself, if not I will interpret it as an agreement to pay me $700 million
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How did Musk get this scoop? Did someone in DOGE tell him? He should really cite his sources.
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A route that was designed to go hundreds of miles out of its way to serve Republican parts of the state. It seems Trump has already forgotten that he has more voters there than in most red states.
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Masked gunman presses strong position in tough negotiations with bank teller.
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Some voters seem to be motivated by a general disapproval of the "system" and saw both Obama and Trump as outsiders. Voting Republican is also seen a prestige marker. In 2008 some people felt they couldn't afford to vote Republican.
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The can still ask for money though
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I think we have different definitions of the word "misleading." This is a top story, there are dozens of articles on it. If you want more info look it up.
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Rolling into town on the top of the bus
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You're missing the JAG officers, for one thing. And that is all the women and Black people, what's your objection?
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Me
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This is just so evil
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This is the people of Glasgow resisting the UK equivalent of ICE. They had to release the immigrants. It works, American comrades, start fighting. search.app/tJcS3dSChd7q...
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Sounds like they're overstaffed. They should cut funding, reduce staff, improve efficiency.
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Jury nullification is a phrase that comes to mind, for no reason in particular
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Tesla owns its own network, this is shutting down competition
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So would I, and her dog too!
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The only way to do that is a tax strike
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Great now my subway card is frozen until I agree. Well I'm not going to agree.
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He is not federal law
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I think it looks good. Read the room.
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Not everything is for you
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The kind for doing crimes
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And you're surprised by that?
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For sure, but be careful not to buy any woke stocks. Better put it all on Tesla to be safe.
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Yeah he might have thought this was all an edgy joke and now it's clicking that people are serious! He should feel afraid, needless to say. Setting himself up to be Ernst Rohm.
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I'd like to hear him elaborate on that too. I suspect he means it's too open and flamboyant and they haven't consolidated enough power to alienate people yet.
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I don't know which is worse, that we convinced ourselves in the 90s that American Spirits are healthy or that they're belatedly mad a cigarette doesn't have an evil enough aesthetic
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I think they might mean a f*g - I've seen the 🚬 emoji used that way.
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That's only soft cheeses. For hard cheese, you can cut off the edible part and discard.
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My dog gets kind of jealous, but I need to have my "me" time
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All that AND a bag of chips!
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They started adding an A to DEI for accessibility so that isn't even too far off.
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More of a chute I'd say
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I appreciate it when they make me call customer service to turn off unwanted new features. It really protects me from myself
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In the US at least it's been a company that has advocated heavily against rail and public transit, which are far more sustainable than individual electric cars.
Do you think it is ever ethical to boycott a company? Or that all boycotts are immoral?
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You can see the guillotines flashing before his eyes
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My church used to say "the problem with premarital sex is that it can lead to dancing"
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I remember when the Obamas giving each other a fist bump was a "terrorist fist jab" but now we can't be sure.
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If you are at an event where someone on stage gives a Hitler salute and that person is not dragged off by security and kicked out, you are at a Nazi rally.
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Why don't they just ask Grok which employees are loyal? Or use haruspicy?
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Traditional Appalachian Eggo frozen waffle
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We live in a meritocracy, therefore rich people are very smart. Simple as.
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Right? How profitable is Congress? Oh no that's going to be the rationale for dissolving Congress isn't it?
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Elon Musk is a cisgender man.
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Every time they fact checked one of Elon's tweets the clock ticked closer to midnight
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Many people would kill to have a functioning killbot and you're not even using yours.
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It's unfortunate that so many people who probably think of themselves as "allies" see basic human rights as a purely aesthetic question.